We’re opening up the ol' Patreon for a public episode full of Star Wars, movie talk, conspiracy theories, creepy rabbit holes, and increasingly unhinged questions about memories, gut feelings, unexplained experiences, family secrets, and all the weird stuff that keeps you awake at 2 a.m.

Join us as we shoot the shit, overshare a little, question reality, and somehow keep circling back to Darth Maul. Come hang out.

(Julio R. please email us at chelsyandnoellegottohell@gmail.com because we have loved your comments and do not know how to contact you. Also Chels ordered a new microphone so excuse her for sounding like she recorded through a tin can this episode.)

In 1966, two Brazilian electricians were found dead on Vintém Hill wearing suits, raincoats, and homemade lead masks. Beside them: mystery capsules and cryptic instructions to “wait for the signal.” Was the infamous Lead Masks Case a UFO encounter, a scientific-spiritualist ritual, or a CIA experiment gone wrong? Keep the corkboard up, this conspiracy has everything.

Congress actually held a hearing on MKUltra, and for a brief, glorious moment it looked like we'd get a serious discussion about CIA mind control experiments, Frank Olson, Sidney Gottlieb, Charles Manson, and newly declassified files. Instead, the hearing devolved into an anti-vaccine spectacle complete with political grandstanding and conspiracy talking points.

This week we're breaking down everything that happened, separating documented history from speculation, and asking whether this new era of government "disclosure" is really about transparency, or about redirecting public attention elsewhere. If you came for MKUltra and stayed for the congressional clown show, this one's for you.