We’re opening up the ol' Patreon for a public episode full of Star Wars, movie talk, conspiracy theories, creepy rabbit holes, and increasingly unhinged questions about memories, gut feelings, unexplained experiences, family secrets, and all the weird stuff that keeps you awake at 2 a.m.

Join us as we shoot the shit, overshare a little, question reality, and somehow keep circling back to Darth Maul. Come hang out.

(Julio R. please email us at chelsyandnoellegottohell@gmail.com because we have loved your comments and do not know how to contact you. Also Chels ordered a new microphone so excuse her for sounding like she recorded through a tin can this episode.)

In 1966, two Brazilian electricians were found dead on Vintém Hill wearing suits, raincoats, and homemade lead masks. Beside them: mystery capsules and cryptic instructions to “wait for the signal.” Was the infamous Lead Masks Case a UFO encounter, a scientific-spiritualist ritual, or a CIA experiment gone wrong? Keep the corkboard up, this conspiracy has everything.

Congress actually held a hearing on MKUltra, and for a brief, glorious moment it looked like we'd get a serious discussion about CIA mind control experiments, Frank Olson, Sidney Gottlieb, Charles Manson, and newly declassified files. Instead, the hearing devolved into an anti-vaccine spectacle complete with political grandstanding and conspiracy talking points.

This week we're breaking down everything that happened, separating documented history from speculation, and asking whether this new era of government "disclosure" is really about transparency, or about redirecting public attention elsewhere. If you came for MKUltra and stayed for the congressional clown show, this one's for you.

The Confederacy lost the Civil War, but the myth it built afterward never really died. In this episode, we unpack the Lost Cause: the postwar propaganda campaign that recast slavery as “states’ rights,” turned Confederate leaders into martyrs, and helped justify monuments, textbooks, and generations of historical denial. From secession documents to Black Union soldier massacres, Confederate prisons, and the rise of groups like the United Daughters of the Confederacy, this episode traces how a failed slaveholding rebellion was rebranded as noble heritage. The Confederacy was not misunderstood. It was rebranded.

For years, the village of Artigat lived with an absence no one could bury. Martin Guerre had vanished, leaving behind a wife, a child, and a household suspended between grief, duty, and doubt. Then, after more than a decade, Martin came home older, changed, and carrying memories that seemed to unlock every door he had left behind. The village welcomed him back, but as the household began to settle around him, something quiet and terrible waited beneath the surface. In this episode, we enter one of history’s most unsettling mysteries, where memory, marriage, and identity become almost impossible to separate.

Tonight, we open the forbidden folder and dive into The Apocalypse of Adam, an ancient Gnostic text from the Nag Hammadi Library. From Adam as a cosmic whistleblower to hidden knowledge, false rulers, the Orsini family, the Grey Pope, and Antichrist conspiracy lore, this episode traces how ancient apocalypse becomes modern conspiracy mythology.

As Northern Ireland spiraled into The Troubles, Dolours and Marian Price emerged from a world where republicanism was not radical but inherited. In this episode, we trace their path from Belfast activism to the Provisional IRA, the Old Bailey bombing, prison hunger strikes, and the uneasy shift from armed struggle to political compromise.

In Part 1, we break down the brutal history of Ireland under British rule, from early colonization and land seizures to the Penal Laws and the Great Famine. This episode explores how centuries of empire, religious division, and economic control reshaped Irish society and laid the foundation for rebellion, nationalism, and the modern conflict.