Was too depressed & overwhelmed to edit for a while, but this one made me smile when I finally got to it!

Talking points: we’re getting the EGOT SHE, not enough of a person to be grumpy, pushed down my mind space, there’s no room at the inn and the floor is not level, I’m off penises, Pre-Marvel Chris Pratt, I got hot and now I suck, not in a gay way, will we ever escape him, Fabian is everywhere everything all at once, he’s still in training

Way behind in posting this (again - sorry Ri's unwell). Enjoy our talk of age-gap relationships and boring people, with a brief interlude about ACOTAR for all you romantacy sl*ts.

Talking points: Grateful for Jacob’s magic, inside of you, is Eric the cure?, not mental illness just dumb, Ilya is the Suriel, how many v-necks do you own?, love to nuzzle, what are the Hughes brothers afraid of??, the nazi team.

On this the last day of Pride before we all go back to being ashamed, we offer you a hockey book for the ladies.

Talking points: all men are odd, emotional or administrative conflict, you kind of suck, it felt us, so small and so strong, I want a fat fighter, I’ll spread that rumor, just have a body, no talking just shaking ass, you can be nothing

It took forever to share this with you because it took forever to get through it on our end. We kept getting too aroused by Fabian's singing.

Talking points: a life-changing haircut, not a nonchalant bone in my body, self respect of a worm, think of your dad, is it just the SSRIs, vicarious purge, sad boy, always trying to put them in teal, make me rip my panties off, questioning if i’m homophobic, the oaf and the siren

We told you it was coming, and now it's more timely than ever.

Talking points: i’d be good if i were a little dumber, it’s like Glee, have you seen Armageddon, WHAT, John Logan’s a crazy name, just buttering her up, get comfort where you can kid, PIVOT, we love to see women win, a lifetime ban for waving an accurate sign

TW for SA and DV, obvi

We finished Off Campus, and we did it for you!

Talking points: can't DNF, asshole from start to finish, unconnected penises, cute or not cute?, an assload of money, too weak to compete, one kidney saved 20 lives

We're bringing it back to book number 1 in the Heated Rivalry universe: Game Changer. (Also known as that random episode about that other couple.)

Talking points: the sex of it all, he is the son of hockey, icarus relationships, baby take the money, three fingers on the ribcage, a couple of gays, what loser picks not $500?

Ilya and Shane's second book! This one isn't going to bust you up with laughter, but it will fill you with rage because we are also talking about the Olympics and SNL...

Talking points: fucking macros, not if i can help it, the good brothers, what if I invite the biggest cop, we are at war, I will eat my foot, DNF the relationship