We told you it was coming, and now it's more timely than ever.

Talking points: i’d be good if i were a little dumber, it’s like Glee, have you seen Armageddon, WHAT, John Logan’s a crazy name, just buttering her up, get comfort where you can kid, PIVOT, we love to see women win, a lifetime ban for waving an accurate sign

TW for SA and DV, obvi

We finished Off Campus, and we did it for you!

Talking points: can't DNF, asshole from start to finish, unconnected penises, cute or not cute?, an assload of money, too weak to compete, one kidney saved 20 lives

We're bringing it back to book number 1 in the Heated Rivalry universe: Game Changer. (Also known as that random episode about that other couple.)

Talking points: the sex of it all, he is the son of hockey, icarus relationships, baby take the money, three fingers on the ribcage, a couple of gays, what loser picks not $500?

Ilya and Shane's second book! This one isn't going to bust you up with laughter, but it will fill you with rage because we are also talking about the Olympics and SNL...

Talking points: fucking macros, not if i can help it, the good brothers, what if I invite the biggest cop, we are at war, I will eat my foot, DNF the relationship

Heated Rivalry part 2: the cultural analysis. We cover lots of topics here, so get your pen ready to take notes. Class is in session.

Talking points: do centaurs wear skates?, The Chicago Chandeliers, thank Gd you're gay!, wouldn't call an Oscar a mistake, these handsome young gentlemen, start your own kiss cam, give up vegetables for Lent, lipstick and the Twin Towers, touch Oz at a heated rivalrave

Re-releasing this ep for our new project: Checking In.

We're finally sharing our thoughts on THE book & show of our time, Heated Rivalry. This is part one of at least 3 but probably 100 because there's just so much to say.

Talking points: greatest regret, my grandpa is Marty Supreme, evil situationships, fictional men are as good as it gets, you're allowed to like things without autism, gay + hockey + secrets = fun.

You've waited, you've asked, you've begged, and now you're finally getting what you want: the Breaking Dawn episode. (Reposted because of dang copyright)

Talking points: one big boring book, to be near them was to love them, Mormon brain, Twilight x Freaky Friday, Twilight x Get Out, Twilight x The Little Mermaid, they love a google, monkitude, fucking big ass towel, ice cold popsicle penis, Bella is the villain, undulating body

Awards watch: Marty Supreme! Recorded this over a month ago but Riley is a mess, so... here ya go.

Talking points: look good and be dull, assumptions of Christianity, SCHWEP, NYU chlamydia, it's been a busy day, crying at a baby, getting your bottom spanked publicly, Slurpee