Heated Rivalry part 2: the cultural analysis. We cover lots of topics here, so get your pen ready to take notes. Class is in session.

Talking points: do centaurs wear skates?, The Chicago Chandeliers, thank Gd you're gay!, wouldn't call an Oscar a mistake, these handsome young gentlemen, start your own kiss cam, give up vegetables for Lent, lipstick and the Twin Towers, touch Oz at a heated rivalrave

Re-releasing this ep for our new project: Checking In.

We're finally sharing our thoughts on THE book & show of our time, Heated Rivalry. This is part one of at least 3 but probably 100 because there's just so much to say.

Talking points: greatest regret, my grandpa is Marty Supreme, evil situationships, fictional men are as good as it gets, you're allowed to like things without autism, gay + hockey + secrets = fun.

You've waited, you've asked, you've begged, and now you're finally getting what you want: the Breaking Dawn episode. (Reposted because of dang copyright)

Talking points: one big boring book, to be near them was to love them, Mormon brain, Twilight x Freaky Friday, Twilight x Get Out, Twilight x The Little Mermaid, they love a google, monkitude, fucking big ass towel, ice cold popsicle penis, Bella is the villain, undulating body