Welcome to the inaugural episode of The Podcastaways! (Yes, we changed our name, but we're still the same chaotic crew you know and love.) Join Trevor, Tom, and Jenn as she returns from her Hawaiian adventure with tales of tubing through ancient canals and sleeping in her garage after being locked out at midnight. This week: We analyze the viral video of someone attempting a handstand at an infinity pool on Icon of the Seas (spoiler: gravity won), share Tim's latest Australian vacation updates from SeaWorld resort chaos, and reminisce about our carny days working theme park games. Plus, exciting news about Tyler joining the cruise industry, we debate the merits of holiday cruises, and somehow end up discussing whether Tim lives in "Middleville, Australia." Fair warning: This episode contains zero actual tea in Long Island Iced Tea revelations and questionable ladder climbing techniques.

Big changes are coming to the Golden Crew! Join Trevor, Tom, and Jenn as they make a major announcement about the future of the podcast (hint: we're broadening our horizons beyond just Carnival). This week: We review the decidedly un-Bahamian food options at Celebration Key (donuts and sushi, anyone?), share the miraculous Disney cruise rescue story where a 5-year-old and her dad both survived going overboard, and accidentally discover Tom Cruise news while Googling "cruise news." Plus, Tim from Australia sends us the wildest Speak Pipe yet about a very unique burlesque show performance that left us speechless. We also discuss the proliferation of Caesar salads, debate whether earworms are contagious, and somehow end up talking about Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter. Fair warning: This episode contains unexpected musical performances and a commitment to chocolate chip cookies.

Happy 4th of July from the Golden Crew! Join Trevor, Tom, and Jen for a special holiday episode as they celebrate America's birthday (recorded totally on July 4th, we swear). This week: We discuss our exciting poop cruise documentary watch party plans, share the miraculous Disney cruise rescue story of a 5-year-old who went overboard (spoiler: Disney magic saved the day!), and debunk the outrageous $19.99 pool noodle rumor at Celebration Key. Plus, Tom's playing Jimmy Buffett for people who actually know who he is, we invite our Australian listeners to celebrate American independence with us, and Tim from Down Under asks about that special feeling of stepping onto your first Carnival ship (yes, crying is acceptable). Trevor also casually mentions he wrote a choose-your-own-adventure book where he kills Tom multiple times. Fair warning: This is a shorter episode because we have "things to see and people to do."