Mom guilt — the unofficial fourth trimester that never ends. From skipping bedtime to sneaking screen time, there’s always something to feel bad about. In this episode, we’re getting brutally real about the guilt that comes with motherhood — the working mom guilt, the stay-at-home guilt, the ‘forgot it was pajama day again’ guilt — all of it. Because apparently, no matter what you do, you’re doing it wrong. We’ll unpack where that shame spiral comes from, laugh about our most ridiculous guilt moments, and remind you that your kid doesn’t need a perfect mom — just one who occasionally hides in the pantry with snacks. So drop the guilt, grab the wine, and let’s call this your free therapy session.

Marriage before kids was date nights, lingerie, and spontaneous sex. Marriage after kids? It’s arguing about who’s more tired, sending each other TikToks from opposite couches, and considering solo Target trips as foreplay. In this episode, we’re spilling the unfiltered truth about how having kids turns soulmates into glorified roommates — from the silent scorecard of who does more, to the death of date night, to why the dishwasher is always the hill we die on. This isn’t couple’s therapy… it’s comedy, chaos, and survival. Because in marriage after kids, love is real — but so is resentment.

Vacations before kids were margaritas, bikinis, and questionable decisions. Vacations with kids? Hours in a mom-mobile that smells like Goldfish, 47 bathroom stops, and sand in places sand should never be. In this episode, we’re breaking down the brutal reality of the ‘family beach trip’ — from overpacking like you’re moving to another country, to hotel room chaos, to the fantasy that this is somehow relaxing. Spoiler: it’s just parenting in a hotter, sandier location. Buckle up, moms — we’re hitting the highway to hell… also known as the family vacation.