Buckle up mamas - it's birth story time.

In this raw and unfiltered episode, I'm spilling every messy, magical, and mortifying detail of how my babies entered the world - from the first contraction to the last curse word I said to my husband. Expect bodily fluids, panic attacks, and the exact moment I thought I was a badass superhero.
If you've ever wondered what birth really looks like - this one's for you.
Whether you're preparing to pop or just here for the trauma bonding, welcome to my MILF origin story.

Marriage before kids was date nights, lingerie, and spontaneous sex. Marriage after kids? It’s arguing about who’s more tired, sending each other TikToks from opposite couches, and considering solo Target trips as foreplay. In this episode, we’re spilling the unfiltered truth about how having kids turns soulmates into glorified roommates — from the silent scorecard of who does more, to the death of date night, to why the dishwasher is always the hill we die on. This isn’t couple’s therapy… it’s comedy, chaos, and survival. Because in marriage after kids, love is real — but so is resentment.

Vacations before kids were margaritas, bikinis, and questionable decisions. Vacations with kids? Hours in a mom-mobile that smells like Goldfish, 47 bathroom stops, and sand in places sand should never be. In this episode, we’re breaking down the brutal reality of the ‘family beach trip’ — from overpacking like you’re moving to another country, to hotel room chaos, to the fantasy that this is somehow relaxing. Spoiler: it’s just parenting in a hotter, sandier location. Buckle up, moms — we’re hitting the highway to hell… also known as the family vacation.