Today,,,,Todd from the club tells us that fat people live longer....dueling doofuses at the drive thru...Restaurants offering perks for people who go phoneless while dining.. how to have your own drink named after you and...Fall is here and it's a time when more fights break out at the Waffle House....What's the funniest or strangest thing you've seen at Waffle House?

Merriam-Webster has added 1,400 new words and definitions to its online dictionary. What word can't you stand and why? L.F. I'know finds a Costa Rican Man Who Seeks Oldest Person Recognition: Reuters says Jose Flores claims he is the world’s oldest man at 119...Goober the Uber Driver tells us about a Tesla driver and their passenger who appeared to be asleep while the car traveled west on Interstate 70 near Georgetown, Colorado over the weekend. And...Mickey Mouse Sings Chappell Roan's "Pink Pony Club" !

Today...Christie Brinkley Looks Back On Her Career ... Christie surprisingly admits she's always thought of herself as to ________ Practical Magic 2" .. The movie finished first at the weekend box office with $30 million...knocking Spider Man "Brand New Day" out of the top slot...we have a listener review plus Nicole and Sandra talk about the film! Phil McCrackin tells us what might be holding up the release of "Focker in Law"...why Mr. "T" hates his new documentary and what Brad Pitt though of the Taylor/Travis Wedding!

Today...L.F. I'know considers taking up nude skydiving....a Woman Strands Boyfriend Three Hours From Home After Discovering He's Cheating On Her ... a Woman Gets Ghosted By A Man Who Lied About His Age And Claimed To Be A Firefighter ...a mom explains how her six year-old son recently tried to be her wingman at a coffee shop...and...a Man Calls Off His $200,000 Wedding After Hearing His Fiance's Shocking Opinion About Lindsay Clancy ...

Today, Todd from the club tells us why Elon Musk has moved into a trailer in Memphis, Tennessee.... High School Seniors Suspended For Taping Freshman To Flagpole .. a Kindergarten Teacher Says Her Students Have ZERO Bathroom Skills ... An Effective Method For Parents To Get Their Kids Up For School ... and "Why Kids Need To Go To School: A Simple Explanation"

Today...L.F.I'know tells us the #1 "must have" for a tailgate party, plus a few other needs to make it interesting...Phill McCrackin reports on a new Dolly-GooGoo snack; A Woman Pranks A Red Lobster By Calling To Tell Them She Picked Up An Uber Order With A Live Lobster Inside ... Mom Reporter Dishes On Oreogate At School Causing Parental Divide ... and Officer Pulls Doofus Over For Buttering A Bagel While Driving ...

Today...the Top 10 Party Schools ... According to a new study ...Football Rituals That Shouldn't Exist...Tod From the Club tells us about a Doofus who called police after he mistakenly bought alcohol-free gin and tonic....What it says about mom and dad if your birthday is in September....and why you should not let chat gpt pick your games!

Today...Has your pet ever busted you doing something you shouldn't have been doing? ...A Woman Claims Her Hilariously Vicious Pocket Pooch Has Been Approved To Be Her Service Animal ... A Beach Bum Talks About How Special Dogs Are ... and why you should think twice before just letting anyone talk to you pets!