Today....Ozempic Marital Strain is the latest side effect from the weight loss drug...Do you know someone, who lost weight and left their partner? LOU SAFTERAFEW reports on how GLP-1 Drugs Are Helping Women Get Pregnant...Phil McCrackin Post says Ozempic Earlobes are the newest side effect of the weight loss drug,,,How Pink Shopping Baskets Are Helping People Find Love In Finland ... and our Doofus of the day Gets His Wife To Impersonate A Horse ....

Today, our question du jour... "Should you have to tip when there is a self-service kiosk AND employees around? A Mom Jokes That Parenthood Is Like Being On A Never-Ending TERRIBLE Date ... A Woman Reveals Her Evil Mom Got Her Fired By Filing Customer Complaints ... and a Man's Five Year-Old Daughter Makes A Valid Argument Against Wednesdays ...

TACO BELL IS CLAIMING THAT THEIR FOOD IS MUCH SAFER THAT COOKING FOR YOURSELF AT HOME AND USING LETTUCE....and...a Woman Goes On A Hilarious Rant About Why Millennials Are Not Worried About Taco Bell's Parasite ...Man's Wife Considers It "Cheating" To Eat Tacos On Taco Tuesday Without Her ... Woman Finally Understands The Power Of Ranch Dressing Because Of The World Cup ... the Ceiling Falls Onto Diner At Texas Roadhouse ... and Lou Safterafew tells us where we can get Python Pizza!!

Today...Todd from the club reports on one man's recent trip to Florida and his encounter with the wildlife there...a Las Vegas man recently installed a _______ in his front yard to keep burglars away...Kids Songs we love to hate....And Our Doofus of the day Calls An Emergency Line To Request A Newspaper ...

Todd from the club tells us about a Massive 2,000-Gallon Fish Tank Explodes At Chicago Pet Store... Lou Safterafew reports on the Baby Cow Stealing The Spotlight At Chick-fil-A ...Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s new dog allegedly has a private chef ....and they took their dog with them on their honeymoon. Recent photos show the pooch emerging from Taylor's private jet ...Plus today is National "mutt" day!

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Today....Morning Show consultant L.F. I'know has discovered the World's Oldest Pole Dancer. A Woman's Ex Reimbursed Her For Cheating ... A Man's First Date Goes Viral Because She Asks Him To Pay For Her $120 Pedicure ... our doofus of the day is a Woman's Fiance Gets Maid Of Honor Pregnant ... and our question du jour... what have you done to get in or out of the doghouse?

Today...United Airlines and their new plan to eliminate middle seats to give other passengers more _______ room..funniest work uniforms and/or mascot costumes ...Woman's Kids Don't Quite Understand Her "Free Cuss Words" Assignment ... A Man Gets His Co-Workers To be as big of a doofus as he is...and Todd from the club reports on how watching TV can shrink your brain!