Today....Ozempic Marital Strain is the latest side effect from the weight loss drug...Do you know someone, who lost weight and left their partner? LOU SAFTERAFEW reports on how GLP-1 Drugs Are Helping Women Get Pregnant...Phil McCrackin Post says Ozempic Earlobes are the newest side effect of the weight loss drug,,,How Pink Shopping Baskets Are Helping People Find Love In Finland ... and our Doofus of the day Gets His Wife To Impersonate A Horse ....

Today, our question du jour... "Should you have to tip when there is a self-service kiosk AND employees around? A Mom Jokes That Parenthood Is Like Being On A Never-Ending TERRIBLE Date ... A Woman Reveals Her Evil Mom Got Her Fired By Filing Customer Complaints ... and a Man's Five Year-Old Daughter Makes A Valid Argument Against Wednesdays ...

TACO BELL IS CLAIMING THAT THEIR FOOD IS MUCH SAFER THAT COOKING FOR YOURSELF AT HOME AND USING LETTUCE....and...a Woman Goes On A Hilarious Rant About Why Millennials Are Not Worried About Taco Bell's Parasite ...Man's Wife Considers It "Cheating" To Eat Tacos On Taco Tuesday Without Her ... Woman Finally Understands The Power Of Ranch Dressing Because Of The World Cup ... the Ceiling Falls Onto Diner At Texas Roadhouse ... and Lou Safterafew tells us where we can get Python Pizza!!