Synopsis coming tomorrow!

Brother starts the show with the crack of a wobbly pop, and immediately gets a phone call that changes the trajectory of the show. Should he talk about it? Sister says YES!

Allison gives a quick update about where she's at with Correspondent Snipes' assignment, and Jon is reminded of all the times in High School his NCAA merch was stolen. To give Jon more time to decide if he wants to talk about the phone call, they go to the messages.

WE HAVE A MESSAGE FROM KEYSER SASQUATCH! He has a bone to pick about a couple of things; and he answers a question The Sibs had about his last message. Then The Sibs have to relitigate the whole centaurs vs Sasquatch thing.

Jon is having to be a grown up on behalf of his daughter, and it's stressing him out. And apparently it won't help if Allison flies up there and sets something on fire. Jon is meeting with Principals about principles, defending his daughter's constitutional rights, and Allison is one proud Auntie.

Then Tang leads to a discussion about poop in space, because these two aren't well.

Brother has just arrived home from Alberta, full of referendum talk. He has a test for Sister, and then drives her into madness.

A political argument erupts…but the kind only The Sibs can have. Reckless comments, a well known Canadian figure accused of being bad at Scrabble, a few factual errors, and ultimately the question: is it possible to just eat dinner with Tucker Carlson?

Attempts at subject changes are futile, but mercifully the arrival of a child saves us all.