Our Under Siege 1992 Review brings Born to Watch aboard the USS Missouri, where the catering is questionable, the security is worse, and the cook is apparently the ship's most dangerous bloke. Welcome to the movie review podcast where we don’t take the movies or ourselves too seriously.
This week, Whitey and Damo welcome back Will to revisit Steven Seagal's battleship blockbuster.

After previous encounters with Above the Law and Hard to Kill, the boys return to the Seagal catalogue with a rather uncomfortable possibility: this one might actually be good. Has Casey Ryback finally given them an action hero worth getting behind? Or does Under Siege work because Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey do enough heavy lifting to keep the whole battleship afloat?

The setup is beautifully ridiculous. A birthday celebration aboard a heavily armed warship turns into a hostile takeover when the entertainment arrives with something far nastier than a disappointing set list. Rogue operative William Strannix and disgruntled officer Commander Krill eye the ship's weapons. Unfortunately for them, the bloke making dinner has a résumé that extends well beyond fish stew.

Whitey brings serious history with this movie, remembering a cinema experience that delivered everything his teenage action appetite required. Will revisits a favourite from the family living room, while Damo discovers that some of the violence is considerably nastier than memory suggested. Together, they explore that familiar question: are we watching a genuinely entertaining action film, or just enjoying the warm glow of video shop nostalgia?

Tommy Lee Jones quickly becomes a major talking point. His ranting, swaggering Strannix dominates the conversation as the boys debate whether his performance is charismatic villainy, cartoon chaos, or a little of both. Gary Busey provides another generous helping of madness, including line readings that practically demand their own segment. When these two share the screen, subtlety has clearly been ordered to abandon ship.

Then there's Seagal himself. The boys examine a surprisingly sociable Casey Ryback, his kitchen banter, his deadpan jokes and the unusual experience of seeing him share the spotlight. Naturally, nobody escapes scrutiny for long. His facial expressions, action poses and approach to running all receive the kind of affectionate interrogation you would expect from a Born to Watch return visit.

Erika Eleniak's Jordan Tate also gets plenty of attention, from the unforgettable birthday cake entrance to her involvement in the increasingly chaotic rescue mission. Damo finds something to appreciate in her character's progression, while the conversation inevitably wanders into the teenage memories attached to one of the decade's most talked-about action movie moments. Yes, the cake gets its own extended discussion. Of course it does. Would you expect anything less here?

Question Time takes aim at a plan with more moving parts than the Missouri's engine room.
Who is paying the mercenaries?
Why does almost nobody know the cook's background?
How does a warship become this vulnerable to a party booking?
And why does the military response feel so restrained when the stakes are this enormous?
The boys have questions, and military competence is taking heavy fire.

Along the way, there's kitchen dancing, questionable bouillabaisse, suspiciously rare roast beef and a discussion about the irresistible power of Voodoo Child. The action invites comparisons to Die Hard, Rambo, and MacGyver, while The Good, the Bad and the Ugly separates the entertaining spectacle from the moments that collapse under even the gentlest examination.

Film School for F-Wits heads into Hollywood's spec-script boom, exploring Under Siege's original title, Dreadnought, and the era when original screenplays drew enormous bidding wars. Whitey follows that conversation with another original Kick Arse Credit Song, because apparently reviewing a battleship hijacking also requires a musical tribute to Miss July.

Expect nostalgia, ridiculous tangents, enthusiastic arguments and three blokes trying to survive some truly regrettable Vodka Cruisers. Under Siege gives them plenty to chew on, even if nobody is volunteering for another serving of that fish stew.

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Then tell us: is Under Siege his finest hour, or do the villains deserve the Captain's chair?

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Lake Placid 1999 Review takes Born to Watch into murky water, where the crocodile is enormous, the plans are questionable, and the arguments are anything but peaceful. Welcome to the Movie Review Podcast, where we do not take the movies or ourselves too seriously. This week, Whitey, Gow and Dan tackle a creature feature that mixes bloody attacks with sarcastic dialogue, familiar faces and an efficient runtime.

At just 82 minutes, Lake Placid offers something the boys would happily see more often: a movie that gets on with it. Whether those minutes are well spent is another matter entirely. Whitey remembers seeing it at the cinema and has returned to its oversized reptile plenty of times. Gow arrives with fresh eyes. Dan arrives wondering why anyone thought this was a good idea. Naturally, that makes for an uncomfortable trip to the lake.

The setup is simple. A gruesome death in a remote Maine lake brings together a game warden, a sheriff, a visiting palaeontologist and a wealthy crocodile enthusiast. Something beneath the surface has a serious appetite, and this unlikely collection of investigators needs to work out what they are dealing with. The boys immediately have questions, starting with why a museum expert gets the call when someone with crocodile experience might have been useful.

Then there is the cast. Bill Pullman, Bridget Fonda, Oliver Platt, Brendan Gleeson and Betty White give this B-grade adventure a strong line-up. Gow runs through the careers behind those familiar faces, while Whitey considers whether the performances lift the material. Dan might be fighting the premise, but even he finds things to enjoy when the right characters start trading insults. There is room for disagreement beyond simply liking or hating the movie.

Oliver Platt and Brendan Gleeson provide one of the episode's biggest talking points. Their exchanges, petty clashes and ridiculous karate moment give the boys plenty to work with. Betty White adds another layer through a performance packed with unexpected bite and rude dialogue. When the conversation turns to memorable lines, there is no shortage of candidates. A giant crocodile might sell the poster, but the humans competing to deliver the sharpest insult keep this discussion moving.

Bridget Fonda's Kelly Scott inspires a different argument. Whitey and Gow struggle with the character's constant complaints, while Dan finds her exaggerated delivery more entertaining. Bill Pullman's performance also comes under scrutiny, with the boys questioning the romantic chemistry and whether their supposed leading man looks excited to be there. It is another reminder that the same scene can land very differently depending on who is watching it.

Of course, nobody escapes the practical questions. Why investigate a suspected man-eating creature in tiny canoes? How long can that helicopter possibly hover? And would closing the lake solve a fair chunk of the problem?
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly pulls apart the film's comedy, tension, effects, and questionable decisions, while its discussion of Jaws connections explores what happens when familiar monster-movie ingredients get a cheekier treatment.

Film School for F-Wits gives Dan a chance to explore the practical crocodile effects and the challenge of framing an enormous creature alongside actors exchanging dialogue. Stan Winston's animatronic work becomes a welcome talking point, particularly as the boys separate the physical effects they enjoy from digital moments that have aged less gracefully. Add cast trivia, the Kurt Russell connections and Quick Fire, and there is plenty beyond the question of whether the crocodile looks convincing.

Then comes Dan's Kick Ass Credit Song, a performance that finds a very different predator to sing about and gives absent Damo some attention he probably did not request. It is exactly the sort of detour that turns a monster-movie review into a Born to Watch episode. Expect strong opinions, personal sledging, and laughter that respects staying on topic very little.

Is Lake Placid an easy creature-feature escape, or does it deserve better?
Listen to the episode, then tell us whose take you agree with.
Subscribe to Born to Watch, share this episode with your favourite monster-movie mate and leave a review. Before your next lakeside holiday, you might want to reconsider canoeing.

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Wild Things 1998 Review takes Born to Watch into the steamy, suspicious world of Blue Bay, Florida. Whitey, Gow and Damo revisit the film that sold a generation on its trailer, its cast and a certain swimming pool scene. Nearly three decades later, does the thriller itself hold up once everyone has stopped pausing the VHS?

Matt Dillon plays Sam Lombardo, a high school guidance counsellor accused of assault by wealthy student Kelly Van Ryan, played by Denise Richards. Neve Campbell’s Suzie Toller adds another allegation, Kevin Bacon’s detective Ray Duquette investigates, and Bill Murray arrives as the lawyer who seems to be having considerably more fun than anyone else. That is the setup. What follows is a pile-up of schemes, betrayals and reveals that sends the boys back through the plot to work out who knew what, and when.

For Whitey and Damo, this is a trip back to seeing Wild Things at the cinema in 1998. The trailer did its job, but their memories of the film are rather more selective. Gow has watched it more often and remembers enjoying the twists. On this rewatch, the three compare the movie they thought they knew with the one actually playing in front of them. Just how much of its provocative reputation comes from a handful of scenes?

The discussion turns to the performances. Is Dillon playing Sam as brooding and mysterious, or is something missing? Does Campbell's character give away more than the film intends? And why does Murray, with relatively little screen time, feel like the only cast member who understands the sort of movie he is in? Richards, Bacon and Theresa Russell all get their moment under the Born to Watch microscope too.

Then there are the clues, the convenient decisions and the increasingly crowded list of double-crosses. The boys pick apart the film's red herrings and ask whether another twist makes a thriller clever or simply harder to care about. A book Suzie is reading, a line from Duquette and a set of muddy footprints all get a second look. If you have only seen Wild Things once, some of those details might send you back for another watch, even if Whitey is in no hurry to join you.

The film's late-'90s atmosphere gets its due, too. There is the soundtrack, the Florida setting, the swimwear and the kind of marketing that could turn a brief scene into the reason everyone bought a ticket. Whitey, Gow and Damo look at how that reputation compares with the film’s actual mix of crime, comedy and erotic thriller. They also tackle a shower reveal that inspires more discussion than its place in the story could possibly justify.

Along the way, Gow brings the taglines and cast facts, Whitey takes Film School for F-Wits through a selection of thrillers built around desire and deception, and the Kick Ass Credit Song finds a very specific subject. The Snorbs Report makes its inevitable appearance. So does the Rank Bank, where the boys make their individual calls without agreeing on whether the film is worth revisiting.

This is Born to Watch, the movie review podcast where we don't take the movies or ourselves too seriously. Put on Wild Things, stay alert through the credits, and join Whitey, Gow and Damo for a review packed with nostalgia, disbelief and more questions about the plot than anyone expected to ask.

What did you make of the rewatch? Tell us whether the twists still work for you, which performance you enjoyed most and whether Bill Murray steals the whole thing.

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