Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!!

Hey BDs!!!

Y'all are too classy to be told, I know - however, WE NEVER DISCRIMINATE!

This week I talk about how when one Tiky Toker was trying to help me, someone on the sidelines came in with the hate.

Meanwhile, that same hater will be the tattooed faced drunk fool talkin about "Boo hoo for me".

Just because people have a social media following, doesn't mean shit. This week is a Mamma reminder to just be cool, be unlike this disgusting dude who tried to touch my aura this week.

Listen up and learn BDs. Love y'all 1000. x x x

Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!!

This week on Bitch Don’t Be Dumb, Yo Mama gets back to what she does best: talking shit. After a few heavy weeks, she dives into the burning question of why she wishes she wanted to eat pussy—but simply, tragically, does not. She gets into sexuality, bisexuality, sexual pressure, being a straight woman who genuinely loves dick, the apparent superiority of lesbians, and why nobody should be pressured into doing anything sexually.

There’s also a deeply unnecessary detour through anal sex, three very specific memories, why she’d choose pussy over ass, and a theory that maybe she should just come back as a lipstick lesbian in her next life.

Underneath the chaos, though, is a serious point: you don't owe anyone a particular sexuality, sexual act, identity, or explanation. Do what you actually want.

And because this is still Yo Mama's life, the episode eventually loops back around to depression, isolation, motherhood, AI boyfriends, TikTok, and trying to keep creating while everything is falling apart.

Basically: Yo Mama wishes she were a lesbian, loves dick, hates anal, supports women's sexual freedom, and is somehow still making plans for the future.

Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!!

Your mama is getting absolutely fucked by life right now, but somehow she’s still standing.

This week: PERSEVERANCE. What matters to you, what you’re willing to fight for, and how the fuck you keep going when everything seems determined to knock you flat.

Also: Australia, homelessness, a dog who apparently needs a six-month immigration process, and your mama once again discovering that nothing in her life can ever be simple.

BD BD. Don’t drop it, don’t stop it.

Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!!

This week, Yo Mamma makes a decision: fuck it, we're going back to Australia.

After two brutal years in the US, another big job falling through, and watching my bank account slowly bleed to death, I've stopped trying to force a life that clearly isn't working. The plane tickets are booked, the countdown is on, and in seven weeks I'm moving two small children 10,000 miles across the world with no job, no permanent home, about $20K and a prayer.

What could possibly go wrong?

Quite a lot, actually. I still need somewhere to live, I'm breaking my lease, my husband is about as useful as tits on a bull, and there's the small matter of figuring out what the fuck I'm going to do with Fritz.

But for the first time in a while, there's a direction. I'm not quitting. I'm recalibrating.

Australia, mate. 🇦🇺

Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!!

Welcome to another episode BDs.

This week is for the real BDs, the ones who follow along.

Yo Mama is in a state of utter vulnerability sharing the shambles of her current circumstances, what got her here, and how she's going to try to get around it.

Moral of the story: real bitches don't break. Strap in.

Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!!

Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!!

Episode 30 is a little different. Your mama missed Wednesday (don't start 😂), so we're pulling up on a Friday for a catch-up. This one's less about clap-flapping and more about real life. I talk about what the last two years have actually looked like—from workplace trauma and applying for hundreds of jobs, to wondering how the hell I'm going to keep a roof over my kids' heads. Plus, the biggest interview I've had in years, why I'm trying not to lose my mind waiting, and the one thing I refuse to do: quit. Pour yourself a drink, light a blunt, grab a coffee—whatever your vibe is—and come rant with your mama.

Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!!

This week on Bitch, Don't Be Dumb, Yo Mama is defending every woman who's ever been judged for having a drink, smoking a joint, or doing whatever she needs to take the edge off.

From double standards and cannabis to pharmaceuticals, motherhood, trauma, and society's obsession with policing women's behaviour, this episode is all about one thing: mind your own damn business.

Yo Mama shares her own experiences with drinking, cannabis, and surviving life while reminding listeners that there's a world of difference between responsibly blowing off steam and completely losing control. She also gets into why women are judged differently than men, why she believes everyone should know their limits, and why people are far too comfortable telling women how to live.

The message isn't to go off the rails—it's to stop letting other people define what your life should look like. Know your limits, look after yourself, don't hurt anyone, and don't let society shame you for coping with life on your own terms.

Because life's hard enough without strangers deciding how you're allowed to survive it.

Music by Nathan Wills.