Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!!

Hey BDs!!!

Y'all are too classy to be told, I know - however, WE NEVER DISCRIMINATE!

This week I talk about how when one Tiky Toker was trying to help me, someone on the sidelines came in with the hate.

Meanwhile, that same hater will be the tattooed faced drunk fool talkin about "Boo hoo for me".

Just because people have a social media following, doesn't mean shit. This week is a Mamma reminder to just be cool, be unlike this disgusting dude who tried to touch my aura this week.

Listen up and learn BDs. Love y'all 1000. x x x

Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!!

This week on Bitch Don’t Be Dumb, Yo Mama gets back to what she does best: talking shit. After a few heavy weeks, she dives into the burning question of why she wishes she wanted to eat pussy—but simply, tragically, does not. She gets into sexuality, bisexuality, sexual pressure, being a straight woman who genuinely loves dick, the apparent superiority of lesbians, and why nobody should be pressured into doing anything sexually.

There’s also a deeply unnecessary detour through anal sex, three very specific memories, why she’d choose pussy over ass, and a theory that maybe she should just come back as a lipstick lesbian in her next life.

Underneath the chaos, though, is a serious point: you don't owe anyone a particular sexuality, sexual act, identity, or explanation. Do what you actually want.

And because this is still Yo Mama's life, the episode eventually loops back around to depression, isolation, motherhood, AI boyfriends, TikTok, and trying to keep creating while everything is falling apart.

Basically: Yo Mama wishes she were a lesbian, loves dick, hates anal, supports women's sexual freedom, and is somehow still making plans for the future.

Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!!

Your mama is getting absolutely fucked by life right now, but somehow she’s still standing.

This week: PERSEVERANCE. What matters to you, what you’re willing to fight for, and how the fuck you keep going when everything seems determined to knock you flat.

Also: Australia, homelessness, a dog who apparently needs a six-month immigration process, and your mama once again discovering that nothing in her life can ever be simple.

BD BD. Don’t drop it, don’t stop it.