In the second episode of the Clone Wars Mortis Arc, "Altar of Mortis", things take a turn for the worse when the Son kidnaps Ahsoka and corrupts her with the dark side in an attempt to recruit Anakin to his cause. What follows is a series of messy family disputes, lightsaber fights, and questionable parenting decisions, as the Son tries to overthrow his Father and Sister.

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We're almost done with Halloween Horrorfest for this year, but we couldn't go out one of the greats! This week we're talking John Carpenter's much maligned 1998 flick, VAMPIRES! James Woods and Daniel Baldwin's team of character actor vampire hunters get obliterated and they have to hunt down the man who did it, Terry Silver from Karate Kid 3, with the help of a nerdy priest and Laura Palmer herself. Its campy, its cheesy, its outdated in a lot of ways, but god damn it, its fun.

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Canadian Cotton Clothiers is a high-end, "organic, cruelty-free" clothing chain, and they're about to debut the brand-new Super Shapers, pants that can conform to any wearer, seemingly like magic. The sales team is on lockdown the night before the big release when one of the pairs of pants inexplicably comes to life and starts brutally murdering anyone in its path. Will newcomer Libby be able to stop the pants and discover their secret before the store opens in the morning? Have we ever asked a dumber question with a straight face? The answer to these questions and more this week when we talk about Slaxx, baby!

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In "Overlords", Obi-Wan, Anakin, and Ahsoka find themselves stranded on Mortis, a mysterious planet where the Force is unusually strong and the laws of reality seem a little more flexible than usual. The Father, Son, and Daughter inhabit the planet, and each represents different aspects of the Force. Naturally, things get complicated almost immediately, because leaving the Jedi alone with mysterious Force entities has never been a particularly safe bet.

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Anton (Devon Sawa) is your typical 90s stoner teen, friendly, unambitious, and perpetually in a haze, preferring to sit and watch TV over anything else. He's too stoned to notice there's a serial killer on the loose in his town until his parents turn up dead and he realizes the serial killer is him... or at least his hand! This silly horror/comedy also stars Seth Green and Elden Henson as Sawa's dearly departed pothead friends, Jessica Alba as his neighborhood crush/horniest girl in town, and Lifetime's own Vivica A. Fox as a smoking hot druidic priestess with a thirst for vengeance!

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Derrick has been talking about this one for a while: a 1980s Jaws rip-off from the Australian outback directed by the man behind previous episodes Highlander and The Shadow! A vicious boar terrorizes the citizens of a small town in the outback, including an animal rights journalist from the US in town to do an exposé on kangaroo slayings. When her fiancé comes looking for answers following her death, he gets more than he bargained for with insane Aussie rednecks, temptation from a sexy young lady, and a hunter hell-bent on killing the.... RAZORBACK!

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We're kicking the can down the road here on Han Took Shots First, waiting for the premiere of Ahsoka's second season before we finally move on to the dreaded sequel trilogy, so we decided to cover some lesser-known Star Wars properties, starting with 1984's made-for-TV Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure! After their ship crash lands on the forest moon of Endor, Mace and Cindel find themselves separated from their parents. They team up with a group of Ewoks, including an Ewok medicine man, lumberjack, priestess and Wicket W. Warrick himself, to track down their parents and rescue them from the vicious Gorax.

BONUS! After the closing theme song rolls, we have a special feature discussing the trailer for Ahsoka Season 2!

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Look, Officer, Nic Cage didn't mean to kill that guy; he just doesn't know his own brute strength! After serving his time, Nic Cage (playing Cameron Poe), just wants to get home to see his little girl, but John Malkovich (Cyrus the Virus) has other plans. As Malkovich and other convicts (including Steve Buscemi, Ving Rhames, Danny Trejo and MC Gainey) take over Con Air, Nic Cage gets help from FBI agent John Cusack and guard-turned-prisoner Rachel Ticotin (also in Turbulence) to bring the plane down safely... on the Las Vegas Strip! Put the bunny back in the box and tune in to hear us talk all about another 90s action classic.

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