In our Schlock & Load segment of SKYtember, counter-terrorist agent Jack Quinn (Jean-Claude Van Damme) gets pulled out of retirement to take down international arms dealer and long-time rival, Stavros (Mickey Rourke). When the mission goes sideways, the movie takes a break, and Quinn is sent to a secret high-tech prison for “retired” operatives, but he escapes and teams up with flamboyant weapons dealer Yaz (Dennis Rodman). Together, they tear through Europe in a barrage of explosions, quips, and gravity-defying stunts to rescue Quinn’s kidnapped wife and child. Part spy thriller, part basketball joke machine, all chaos.

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In Chapter 13 of The Mandalorian, The Jedi, Din finally meets Ahsoka Tano, who’s been slicing and dicing her way through a corrupt magistrate’s goons. She bonds with Baby Yo—errr, Grogu—and reveals his name, his tragic Jedi daycare backstory, and his force powers. Ahsoka refuses to train him (classic Jedi move), but she does point Din toward the planet Tython, while also casually dropping the name of her real target: Grand Admiral Thrawn.

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Completing the Major League skydiving trilogy, we have the 2000 made-for-TV film CUTAWAY! A hotshot U.S. Customs agent (Tom Berenger) goes undercover in the world of competitive skydiving to bust a ring of drug smugglers. He infiltrates a team led by a thrill-addicted jumper (Stephen Baldwin), learning the ropes — and risks — of high-altitude free-falling. As he gets pulled deeper into their daredevil lifestyle, the line between his mission and his new loyalties starts to blur. It’s crime, adrenaline, and parachutes all tangled together in early-2000s action fashion that definitely isn't just a hodgepodge of Point Break and Drop Zone.

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On this episode, we discuss The Mandalorian Chapter 12, in which Mando swings by Navarro for some much needed spaceship repairs, only to get roped into helping Greef Karga and Cara Dune blow up what’s supposed to be an abandoned Imperial base, but in Star Wars, “abandoned” always means full of stormtroopers. Inside, they stumble on creepy cloning experiments while Baby Yoda enjoys a day at space preschool and proves that even Force-sensitive toddlers need creamy blue cookies.

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In this uncalled for remake of the 1991 classic, our characters swap surfboards for a buffet of extreme sports. We follow Utah, an FBI agent and former extreme athlete, who goes undercover to infiltrate a crew of eco-terrorist thrill-seekers led by the enigmatic Bodhi. The gang is attempting a series of high-risk, high-concept stunts around the world to honor nature (sure) and pull off daring heists. Cue wingsuits, free climbing, snowboarding, and lots of very serious talk about “the path,” all while Utah struggles to decide where his loyalties truly lie.

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Chapter 11 of The Mandalorian sees Mando finally deliver Frog Lady to her husband, who doesn’t seem too upset about all of his dead kids. Things improve when Mando teams up with a squad of Mandalorians led by Bo-Katan, who’s basically Mandalorian royalty and makes him look like the kid still riding with training wheels. Together they hijack an Imperial ship, toss stormtroopers around like trash bags, and set up the looming quest for the Darksaber—while Baby Yoda spends the episode learning how not to eat other people’s children.

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SKYtember continues with another 1994 action film, TERMINAL VELOCITY. Charlie Sheen is a thrill-seeking skydiving instructor who gets tangled up in a deadly conspiracy when a mysterious student (Nastassja Kinski) seemingly falls to her death during a jump. As it turns out, she’s a secret agent staging her own demise to stop a group of ex-KGB mobsters (featuring Christopher McDonald and James Gandolfini) from stealing Russian gold. What follows is a series of midair stunts, car chases, and shootouts as the unlikely duo fights off villains with gravity-defying flair.

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In Chapter 10 of The Mandalorian, Mando becomes an intergalactic Uber driver for a frog lady who needs to get her eggs home, or it’s the end of her bloodline, no pressure. Things go south fast when Baby Yoda treats the eggs like a personal snack bar, and a pit stop on an icy planet unleashes a horde of nightmare fuel spider-creatures. We get appearances from X-Wing pilots and some kick ass flying.

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