In the second episode of the Clone Wars Mortis Arc, "Altar of Mortis", things take a turn for the worse when the Son kidnaps Ahsoka and corrupts her with the dark side in an attempt to recruit Anakin to his cause. What follows is a series of messy family disputes, lightsaber fights, and questionable parenting decisions, as the Son tries to overthrow his Father and Sister.

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We're almost done with Halloween Horrorfest for this year, but we couldn't go out one of the greats! This week we're talking John Carpenter's much maligned 1998 flick, VAMPIRES! James Woods and Daniel Baldwin's team of character actor vampire hunters get obliterated and they have to hunt down the man who did it, Terry Silver from Karate Kid 3, with the help of a nerdy priest and Laura Palmer herself. Its campy, its cheesy, its outdated in a lot of ways, but god damn it, its fun.

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Canadian Cotton Clothiers is a high-end, "organic, cruelty-free" clothing chain, and they're about to debut the brand-new Super Shapers, pants that can conform to any wearer, seemingly like magic. The sales team is on lockdown the night before the big release when one of the pairs of pants inexplicably comes to life and starts brutally murdering anyone in its path. Will newcomer Libby be able to stop the pants and discover their secret before the store opens in the morning? Have we ever asked a dumber question with a straight face? The answer to these questions and more this week when we talk about Slaxx, baby!

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