At the time this episode drops, J. is probably drunk, topless on a beach in Mexico—as one should be. For the actual recording, however, she is fully dressed… technically… rocking her stilettos and launching into a passionate debate about just how dangerous those things really are - Dateline, if you’re listening: stiletto murders ;-)~

They’re sipping 512 Brewing’s Seventeen Double IPA from Austin in celebration of the brewery’s 17-year anniversary. J. also shouts out a few of her favorite Instagram accounts—the clever, ridiculous ones that make her laugh way too hard.

J. shares some of the fun Instagram pages they follow, like @beers_and_kayak, @pierced_mug, and @rhompingrhino—they keep her laughing and entertained!

Things take a weird turn when A. shares a hilarious story about meeting Mr. Rogers—first as a little kid, then again later in life. J. admits she always thought the whole cardigan thing was… odd. The men in her family wore work boots on the farm, not sweaters. And wait—did you know there’s a rumor that Mr. Rogers was a military sniper? Hmm… rumor or truth?

It’s chaotic. It’s spicy. It makes zero sense—and that’s exactly the point.

✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

What do you get when Icemegeddon hits Central Texas, a raccoon is very clearly drunk, and pink tacos enter the conversation?

We’re not saying.
You’ll just have to listen.

This episode spirals fast—from ice storms and power outages to wildlife behaving badly and somehow landing on Teletubbies… yet here we are. It’s unfiltered, slightly inappropriate, and proof that when everything freezes over, common sense goes right out the window.

Grab a drink, brace yourself, and press play.
Some stories are better heard than explained.

✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

Texas is cold, the weather has chosen chaos, and J is personally offended by all of it (because it is definitely not bikini weather). So naturally, the beer had to match the mood.

In this episode, they crack open “Peace Be the Journey,” a hazy IPA brewed with coconut and lactose from Martin House Brewing —with a playful nod to the Cool Runnings movie.

They also dive into some of their favorite Instagram beer accounts—everything from porch bombs and surprise drops to dancing with beers and full-on reviews on the water. Big shoutouts to @beer_jimmy, @thenieghborh00db33rclub, and @whitey_the_beer_gnome for keeping beer content fun, creative, and way better than the forecast.

And yes… you’ll finally hear about the infamous pizza challenge A pulls on J. Let’s just say pizza + boobs = unexpectedly hilarious. Which leads to the very serious question no one asked but everyone needs answered:

Should they start a Boobs & Beer page? 🍕🍺😏

Press play. You’ve been warned.

✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻