This week on Beer & Bikini, J. & A. take you straight into their wildly unhinged San Antonio River Walk weekend—where the bar count disappeared somewhere between karaoke, dueling pianos, and “just one more” round of tequila shots.

J. swears she lost count of how many bars they hit (Irish pubs, British pubs, 80s/90s throwback bars… honestly, if it had a door and booze, they went in). nd let’s not forget the chaos at Coyote Ugly—yep, it’s exactly like the movie… loud & wild! J. had too much fun, she needs a nap today, A. says he needs a BJ 🤣

And then there’s the beer of the day—Belching Beaver Deftones Imperial Phantom Bride—SO good that J claimed it made her nipply. Repeatedly. Possibly on-air. (You’re welcome.)

If you love chaotic energy, tequila decisions, accidental flashing hazards, international pubs, and a girl who cannot behave when drinking… this episode is yours.

🎧 Listen in and laugh your ass off—no judgment if your nips get involved too.

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✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

Do you know what a queening chair is? 👑 If not… you’re about to, and trust us—your woman will thank you. J. might be a little too excited about this one, but hey, she’s living her best queen life. (Warning: Do not listen if you’re prudish. 😂)

We’re sipping on Saint Arnold’s Hazy Imperial IPA 🍺—Texas’s oldest craft brewery, repping Houston since 1994—while diving into our time at the famous RIU Pool Party at RIU Caribe in Cancun. 🎉🔥

It’s a full 3-hour party from 1–4 PM, and J. absolutely shook her thang—hips don’t lie, just like the Shakira song. 💃🔥 Foam, drinks, pink theme, wild crowd… pure chaos in the best way.

Want to know how to get into the craziest pool party in Cancun? 🎧 Listen to find out!

✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

It’s almost Thanksgiving! 🦃 Whether you love it, hate it, or just survive it… it’s here. We’re sipping on ice-cold Sam Adams Oktoberfest 🍺 and talking all things Turkey Day—the good, the bad, and the downright ugly. From food gluttony to family chaos.

But the BEST part? J’s favorite Thanksgiving tradition: whiskey. 🥃 Lots of whiskey.

We’re sharing our favorite Thanksgiving trips, the memories that still make us laugh (or cringe), and of course… J’s new book! Her spicy, hilarious, “OMG did that just happen?!” travel memoir:

DESIRE DIARIES, click to buy on Amazon—Kindle + paperback, written under pen name Morgan Lind.

It’s the true story of their first trip to Desire Pearl… and if you’re prudish, seriously, do NOT read it. 😂

So grab a drink, breathe through the family madness, and join us for a Thanksgiving episode full of chaos, comedy, and cheers.

Happy Thanksgiving—and good luck surviving your relatives! 🥂🦃

✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻