This week on Beer & Bikini, J. & A. take you straight into their wildly unhinged San Antonio River Walk weekend—where the bar count disappeared somewhere between karaoke, dueling pianos, and “just one more” round of tequila shots.

J. swears she lost count of how many bars they hit (Irish pubs, British pubs, 80s/90s throwback bars… honestly, if it had a door and booze, they went in). nd let’s not forget the chaos at Coyote Ugly—yep, it’s exactly like the movie… loud & wild! J. had too much fun, she needs a nap today, A. says he needs a BJ 🤣

And then there’s the beer of the day—Belching Beaver Deftones Imperial Phantom Bride—SO good that J claimed it made her nipply. Repeatedly. Possibly on-air. (You’re welcome.)

If you love chaotic energy, tequila decisions, accidental flashing hazards, international pubs, and a girl who cannot behave when drinking… this episode is yours.

🎧 Listen in and laugh your ass off—no judgment if your nips get involved too.

My book “DESIRE DIARIES” is the real, funny, spicy story of our first trip to Desire Resorts in Mexico. We're a married couple escaping a stressful vanilla life to reconnect. Visit MyDesireDiaries.com to get your copy on AMAZON (Kindle + Paperback). Fair warning… you may book your own trip—after going spicy, vanilla just won’t cut it.

✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

Do you know what a queening chair is? 👑 If not… you’re about to, and trust us—your woman will thank you. J. might be a little too excited about this one, but hey, she’s living her best queen life. (Warning: Do not listen if you’re prudish. 😂)

We’re sipping on Saint Arnold’s Hazy Imperial IPA 🍺—Texas’s oldest craft brewery, repping Houston since 1994—while diving into our time at the famous RIU Pool Party at RIU Caribe in Cancun. 🎉🔥

It’s a full 3-hour party from 1–4 PM, and J. absolutely shook her thang—hips don’t lie, just like the Shakira song. 💃🔥 Foam, drinks, pink theme, wild crowd… pure chaos in the best way.

Want to know how to get into the craziest pool party in Cancun? 🎧 Listen to find out!

✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

It’s almost Thanksgiving! 🦃 Whether you love it, hate it, or just survive it… it’s here. We’re sipping on ice-cold Sam Adams Oktoberfest 🍺 and talking all things Turkey Day—the good, the bad, and the downright ugly. From food gluttony to family chaos.

But the BEST part? J’s favorite Thanksgiving tradition: whiskey. 🥃 Lots of whiskey.

We’re sharing our favorite Thanksgiving trips, the memories that still make us laugh (or cringe), and of course… J’s new book! Her spicy, hilarious, “OMG did that just happen?!” travel memoir:

DESIRE DIARIES, click to buy on Amazon—Kindle + paperback, written under pen name Morgan Lind.

It’s the true story of their first trip to Desire Pearl… and if you’re prudish, seriously, do NOT read it. 😂

So grab a drink, breathe through the family madness, and join us for a Thanksgiving episode full of chaos, comedy, and cheers.

Happy Thanksgiving—and good luck surviving your relatives! 🥂🦃

✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

We honestly cannot believe we’ve made it this far — TWO YEARS of Beer & Bikini, podcast, listened to in countries all around the world! Thank you for every download, every laugh, every message, and every wild story you've shared with us.

We’re celebrating BIG today… in two very on-brand ways.

**HUGE NEWS: A NEW BOOK RELEASE!**
J. did something massive: she wrote, published, and officially released her brand-new Kindle book about—yep—Desire Riviera Maya & Pearl resorts in Mexico!

>>> Find it on Kindle, Title: DESIRE DIARIES Pen Name: Morgan Lind (aka fake name)

This is the, mostly, real story of our first (of many) trips to Desire Resorts—Dripping with all the wild, unfiltered moments we couldn’t say out loud on the podcast, this book dives into clothing-optional surprises, spicy encounters, unexpected hilarity, and the kind of vacation stories that follow you home forever.

Honest, messy, sexy, and absolutely unforgettable. Not for the faint of heart… or the prude.

**HER FIRST TATTOO**
Yep… for this huge milestone, J. went all in and got her very first tattoo. And not just any tattoo… a full-on tramp stamp — and she LOVES it. So much that she’s already planning tattoo #2. (Send help… or tequila. Either works. )

THANK YOU for being part of our community, for celebrating with us, and for making this wild ride possible. We never dreamed we’d end up with so many listeners worldwide — an incredible, loyal base that shows up for us episode after episode. We are truly grateful for every single download, every laugh, and every time you join us for this crazy, wonderful life ride.

Here’s to MANY more years, beers, bikinis, and stories we probably shouldn’t tell. Cheers!!

✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

🌞Pack your sunscreen, your sarcasm, and maybe your imagination—because we just got back from Breathless Riviera Cancun, and ohhh do we have stories.

Yes, it was sunny, sexy, and full of tiny bikinis 👙, cold beer 🍺, and that signature “we’re too old for this but absolutely living for this” energy.

BUT…
The real entertainment? The guests.
Some classy 💁‍♀️, some trashy 🗑️, and some… well, let’s just say full-on c*nts 🫠.
✔️ Yes. REAL LIFE.
❌ No. We were not prepared.

Between dodging flying breast milk 🍼, sipping cold beers & champagne 🍻🥂, this trip did not disappoint.

💦 Expect:

• 👙 Tiny bikinis & zero regrets
• 🍺 Cold IPAs & hotter pool parties
• 🤦‍♀️ Dumb guests with even dumber decisions
• 😏 A very naughty gift A bought for the next vacation (you’re gonna want one)
• 🤭 Us—laughing, slightly judging, definitely oversharing as we sip on an IPA from Save the World Brewery in Marble Falls, TX

🎧 So pop a top, pull up a chair, and join us for the chaos.
Because what happens in Cancun… goes straight into our podcast. 🎙🔥

✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

It’s Halloween season, y’all—and J’s had a few too many sips of Kraken spiced rum, so the giggles and mispronounced words are flying like candy from a trick-or-treat bag. 🍬 Meanwhile, A’s getting in the spooky spirit with a Krabash Brewing Rodeo Clown Double IPA, while J rocks her favorite French maid outfit.

🧹 They dive into why Halloween is the perfect excuse for ladies to dress a little slutty (and own it!), chat about “sexy horror” flicks, and J. spills about her own real-life ghostly encounter—one that couldn’t keep its hands to itself. 👻 Spoiler: it wasn’t her hot man A.

Join us for flirty scares, boozy laughs, and a whole lot of Halloween mischief. 🕸️✨

✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

🌴Vacay vibes, baby! At the time you’re listening, we’re sipping cold beers on a sunny Mexican beach—adult-only resort style wink wink. But don’t worry, we didn’t leave you hanging—we pre-recorded this fun episode just for you!

We shared a cold Meanwood Brewery Double IPA from Austin, chat about J’s teeny-tiny sporty top (thank you very much), dive into the joys of sex (yep, the book 👀), and A. is on a mission to get J. into those “nipply shirts” he packed for vaca… will she wear them?

And who knows… maybe you’ll catch a few cheeky IG pics from us too. 😉

✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

Get ready for giggles and maybe a little blush 😏—J. is sharing an article with the top sex facts you didn’t know you needed. 🍑🔥 And hey, you might even learn something about your girl 😉.

So, crack open a cold one 🍻, press play ▶️, and join us for a flirty, fun, and oh-so-educational episode you won’t forget. 🎧✨

✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻