Minisode: Gym Bros VS. Therapy Chats
Because sometimes the only reps we’re getting in are emotional.

In our very first Apocalypse & Avocados minisode, Carissa dives headfirst into the barbell-laden battleground between mental health and physical fitness. Joined by Peter and Shaun (aka the chaotic support group you didn’t ask for), the trio unpacks big questions like: Is therapy leg day for your brain? Can protein shakes cure anxiety? And why does sugar taste like safety?

We’re serving up hot takes on alcohol, mocktails, emotional eating, and why sodium might be your frenemy. It’s a no-holds-barred chat about why your wellness routine might be one green juice away from a breakdown—or a breakthrough.

Highlights include:

• Trying to work out without crying (or while crying, no judgment)
• Replacing tequila with therapy and hoping for the best
• Emotional support mocktails
• Dragging sugar like it ghosted us
• Wondering if sodium is secretly gaslighting us

🎧 Press play for wellness wisdom, a few unhinged rants, and the validation you didn’t know you needed. Bonus points if you listen while on a treadmill... or in bed with chips. We don’t judge.

Want an idea of what you will get if you tune into our podcast? Well, just listen to this trailer! Peter will walk you through some of what you can expect. Spoiler alert! It's giving queer chaos, millennial existential dread, and pop culture breakdowns with a side of avocado.

We said what we said—and yes, we do judge. In this episode of Apocalypse and Avocados, the gang unleashes a symphony of side-eyes and savage truth bombs as they spiral through their biggest pet peeves—from flaky friends and ghosting gurus to pop culture chaos and social media nonsense. Nothing is safe: not that one friend who never shows up, not Ozempic influencers, not even Britney.

We’re talking queer-coded behaviors, friendship friction, the weird way people misuse words online, and why judgment isn’t always a bad thing—it might just be our love language. Plus, we get real about body image, relationship boundaries, and the unrealistic BS fed to us by celebrity culture.

Expect hot takes, cold truths, and one too many rants about hair in the shower. Judgment? Activated.

Chapters Include:
💅 Gadar or Radar: Queer Coded Behaviors
💢 Everyday Annoyances & Flaky Friends
📱 Pop Culture Meltdowns
💉 Weight Loss Drugs & Body Image Real Talk
💬 Relationship Red Flags & Communication Fails

Takeaways:
– Humor is therapy.
– Social media is a lawless swamp.
– Communication > silent resentment.
– Judgment isn't hate—sometimes it’s just honesty... with flair.

Oops, My Petty Is Showing…

This week on Apocalypse and Avocados, we’re pulling back the curtain on our pettiest selves—and yes, it’s as chaotic as it sounds. From the silent treatment that screams volumes to the “accidental” office microwave sabotage, we’re diving deep into revenge stories, workplace pettiness, and the little indignities that push us over the edge.

Why do we act petty? Does it feel good? (Spoiler: the answer is yes.) We explore the social dynamics behind petty moments, share laugh-out-loud personal anecdotes, and unpack the life lessons hiding under all that drama and extra cologne.

Whether you’ve ever plotted your own silent revenge or just enjoy a juicy story about someone else’s meltdown in the group chat, this episode is for you.

Topics include:

• Petty moments in relationships and the workplace
• Cultural perspectives on revenge and pettiness
• Humor as a coping mechanism
• Why being petty can feel so satisfying
• Finding the line between expression and destruction

🎧 Come for the drama, stay for the emotional growth.

P.S. Here is a link to that road rage Instagram Reel we were talking about 💩: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJIpURvpv1l/?igsh=MWo4cHlsZjd5OXhveQ%3D%3D

Millennials Killed It, Gen Z Buried It, and Gen Alpha Will Probably Resurrect It
In this generational roast (with love), the hosts of Apocalypse & Avocados unpack the blame game between millennials, Gen Z, and the up-and-coming Gen Alpha. From Crocs to capitalism, department store deaths to digital dominance, we dive into how each generation shaped — or shattered — fashion trends, work culture, environmental norms, and social media etiquette.

Are participation trophies ruining work ethic? Who really killed marriage? And can Gen Alpha save us all with heart hands and biodegradable memes? Tune in for laughs, light rants, and some shockingly valid points.

Topics include:
👖 Skinny jeans & Crocs: generational crimes or fashion staples?
📱 Social media etiquette: Millennial moms vs. Gen Z chaos
💼 Work-life balance: The slow death of the 9-to-5
🏆 Participation trophies and why Gen X is silently judging us all
💍 Why marriage now sounds more like a startup pitch
🛍️ RIP department stores, long live online carts

✨ In this episode of Apocalypse & Avocados, we’re dragging zodiac signs, blaming Mercury retrograde for our bad decisions, and using the stars as scapegoats for... pretty much everything. Accountability? Never heard of her.

We’re spilling tea on birth charts, messy relationships, and why millennials and Gen Z treat astrology like a cosmic coping mechanism. From tarot tantrums to spiritual glow-ups, it’s a chaotic ride through modern astrology — with jokes, shade, and some suspiciously personal callouts. (Sorry, Libras... kinda.)

🔮 Topics include:

• How astrology excuses our worst behavior

• Zodiac signs and relationship drama

• Birth charts and deep dives into your messy soul

• Mercury retrograde: myth, menace, or just vibes?

• Why spirituality looks a lot like meme culture now

🌟 The stars made us do it — and we have zero regrets. Hit play, blame your moon sign, and let's get unhinged.

This week on Apocalypse & Avocados, things get juicy—and a little unhinged. Peter, Carissa, and Shaun are joined by a very special guest: Peter’s bestie and ex-boyfriend Martin. What could go wrong? (Spoiler: everything, and we’re here for it.)

We’re diving headfirst into the flaming dumpster fire that is modern dating. From chaotic hookup horror stories to friendship fallouts and online dating disasters, no topic is off-limits. We're serving laughs, lessons, and a few low-key therapy sessions—complete with red flags, emotional manipulation, and "I just drove off" energy.

Also in the mix:
✨ Personal anecdotes so awkward we almost didn't air them
💔 Bad breakups that deserve their own horror movie franchise
📱 Dating app misadventures (featuring the world's worst bios)
😬 Cringe moments that turned into inside jokes
🏳️‍🌈 Real talk about dating while queer, anxious, and Very Online.

Whether you’ve been ghosted, lovebombed, or just went on a date with a man who said "you don't do that," you’re in good company. So grab your emotional support snack and join us as we roast ourselves (and maybe a few exes) with love.

Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life”—sure, but why are we still broke and burnt out? In this episode, we call bullshit on the millennial dream job myth, swap stories of passion turning into paychecks (or not), and ask: is loving your job even possible when rent is due?

Plus, we veer into the world of bizarre wellness trends—yes, we’re talking vaginal steaming. Is it self-care, a scam, or just weirdly steamy?

Grab your avocado toast and join us as we laugh through work woes, hustle culture lies, and the wild lengths we’ll go to just to feel better.