Peter and Shaun drop the bombshell you didn't see coming: they're leaving the United States and moving to Portugal. In this special minisode launch of "Avocados Abroad," the duo gets brutally honest about the three-year journey that led to this life-changing decision.

From the political climate that first sparked the idea to the November election that sealed the deal, Peter and Shaun break down exactly why they're trading Massachusetts for Porto. Spoiler alert: it involves socialized medicine, safety rankings, LGBTQ+ rights, and the realization that their health insurance was almost as expensive as their mortgage.

What you'll get:

• The real reasons behind their emigration decision (beyond just "we saw the election results")
• Why Portugal made the cut (hint: Shaun's grandfather and their #7 safety ranking didn't hurt)
• The bureaucratic nightmare of visa applications and apartment hunting from 3,000 miles away
• Shaun's Portuguese language learning journey vs. Peter's... well, let's just say he's trying
• What this means for the main Apocalypse & Avocados podcast (spoiler: Carissa's still here, they're going digital)

The brutal honesty: They acknowledge this is a privilege, they've never set foot on Portuguese soil, and they're about to uproot their entire lives based on three years of research and a whole lot of hope.

Whether you're dreaming of your own international escape or just want to watch two chaotic humans fumble through the biggest decision of their lives, this minisode sets the stage for the adventure ahead. Pack your bags (digitally) – you're coming with them.

Perfect for: Anyone considering moving abroad, fans of bureaucratic chaos, or people who make life-changing decisions that sound insane but feel right in your chest.

New miniseries "Avocados Abroad" documents every step of their Portuguese adventure – from visa approvals to culture shock, language barriers to making new friends. The main podcast continues with digital recording, so buckle up for double the chaos.

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Burnout is a badge of honor, “boundaries” are a weapon, and everyone’s a self-diagnosed expert—welcome to 2025. In this unfiltered episode, Peter (with Shaun riding shotgun) dives headfirst into the therapy-speak epidemic, the rise of viral quitting, and the dopamine arms race that’s left us all exhausted and emotionally detached.

We break down:

• How TikTok turned “gaslighting” and “narcissist” into everyday insults (even if nobody knows what they mean)
• The Jonah Hill & Sarah Brady text scandal—when “boundaries” become control
• Why burnout is pandemic-level (and why crying at your desk is just Tuesday now)
• Coffee-badging, quiet quitting 2.0, and the viral #QuitTok trend—plus stories of real-life loud leavers
• Gaming addiction lawsuits and the new screen-time blame game
• How TikTok’s mental health rabbit holes are making everyone a little more anxious (and a lot more confused)
• The wildest rants, from “boundary-bombing” to productivity theater

Plus: Peter and Shaun volley through real stories, personal confessions, and the most unhinged workplace moments, all while challenging you to a 24-hour “No-Therapy-Speak” day (#SayWhatYouMean).

Carissa’s not gone—she’s just recharging. Catch up on Episodes 26 and 27 if you missed them, and get ready to laugh, cringe, and maybe rethink your next “self-care boundary.”

Listen now for a brutally honest, laugh-out-loud look at how therapy-speak, burnout, and digital chaos are rewiring our reality—one viral resignation at a time.

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Why does everyone seem allergic to commitment these days? In this episode, Peter and Shaun dig into the new normal of canceled plans, RSVP lies, and the rise of main character syndrome. From group chats that turn into graveyards to the art of soft ghosting and the absurdity of adult gift bags, nothing escapes their unfiltered takes. Expect rants about salad-for-dinner weirdos, TikTok trend disasters, and the existential dread of trying to keep up with anything—or anyone—when flakiness is the default setting.

If you’re exhausted by broken promises, baffled by the latest social etiquette, or just need to laugh at the chaos, this episode is your permission slip to bail on perfection. Tune in for sharp humor, zero sugar-coating, and a little solidarity for anyone who’s ever been left on read.

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Pride, Pyrotechnics, and the Patriarchy: A Queer Guide to Surviving Summer

Fireworks, family drama, rainbow capitalism, and an iced coffee melting in your lap—must be summer. In this chaotic and uncomfortably relatable episode, Shaun and Peter unpack the mess that is being queer in the land of backyard BBQs, disappearing Pride merch, and American exceptionalism. From glitter-covered burnout to travel horror stories and the salty politics of patriotism, this one’s for everyone dodging both literal and emotional fireworks this week.

We play a shady summer game called “BBQ or Bye-Bye,” spill listener-worthy tea on family functions gone wrong, and talk about what it really means to find freedom—whether that’s across borders or just across the yard from your uncle’s ‘Don’t Tread on Me’ lawn chair.

💥 Tune in for queer chaos, hard truths, and a few popsicle-stick-deep moments of introspection.

🔗 Don’t forget to rate, follow, and tag us in your summer spirals: @ApocalypseAndAvocados on all platforms. #QueerSummerSurvival

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🎙️ Snack Attack: Millennial Food Trauma & Nutrition Glow-Ups
Hosted by Carissa | Apocalypse & Avocados

If you ever ate a rice cake and called it dinner, this one’s for you.

In this episode, we dive fork-first into the chaotic world of millennial food trauma, unpacking the diet culture disasters we grew up with (SlimFast, we’re looking at you), and the glow-ups we’re embracing now. From fat-free lies to protein pancakes, we explore what “healthy” even means in 2025—especially when you're queer, burnt out, and just trying to eat something that doesn’t trigger a flashback.

Expect chaotic snack confessions, nostalgic rants, and a game of Snack or Scam that may ruin your next grocery run. Bonus: Carissa spills her no-BS take on wellness trends, food guilt, and why some “health” influencers need to be stopped.

In this episode:
🥣 Fat-free food trauma & the 100-calorie curse
💪 The queer relationship with food, body image & identity
🍬 Snacks we love, snacks that lied to us
🎮 Game: Snack or Scam? (Bone broth popsicles, anyone?)
🛑 Why wellness culture is just rebranded restriction sometimes
💚 Healing through food without the toxic vibes

Grab a snack (preferably not a kale chip), press play, and let’s digest the chaos together.

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💬 Listener Q of the Week:
What’s a snack you were told was “bad” that you now eat proudly?

Tag us @apocalypseandavocados or drop your answer in a review.

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🧠 TW: Diet culture, disordered eating mentions (discussed critically, not graphically).

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This week, we’re stepping way outside our comfort zones—and inviting you to do the same. In this episode, Peter, Shaun, and Carissa drop the filters and dive into the headlines that keep us up at night: Trump’s sweeping new travel ban and its ripple effects on millions of families, the ongoing humanitarian crises in Gaza and Ukraine, and the relentless flood of anxiety-fueling news and social media trends.

We get real about what it means to stay informed without losing your mind, the guilt of tuning out, and the struggle to find hope when every headline feels heavier than the last. From the politics of immigration and the realities of war to viral TikTok trends and the wild world of “wellness” hacks, nothing is off-limits. Expect honest spirals, hard questions, and a few moments of much-needed humor as we unpack how these stories shape our lives—and why talking about them matters.

If you’re ready for a conversation that challenges what you think you know, pulls no punches, and reminds you you’re not alone in the chaos, hit play. This is Apocalypse & Avocados: No comfort zones, no easy answers—just the stories that change everything.

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RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 10 Pink Bracket: Drama, Designs & Delusions | Gag Order Episode Review

Welcome back to the Gag Order! In this episode, we dive into the glitter-soaked world of the Pink Bracket Queens from RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 10. Join us as we break down the runway looks, the drama, and the unforgettable performances from the first three episodes. From the jaw-dropping design challenges to the fierce lip-sync battles, Peter and I review it all with love and a pinch of shade. Remember, all commentary is in good fun as we celebrate the fabulous drag queens. Tune in and follow along with the images linked in the description!

Image board of the looks and clips we are reviewing: https://www.pinterest.com/apocalypseandavocados/the-gag-order-ep-2-image-board/

00:00 Introduction and Episode Overview
02:26 Drama Between Tina and Mistress
05:08 Runway Challenge: Design Reviews
17:44 Lip Sync and Points Distribution
21:33 Little Shop of Horrors Runway Looks
25:25 Transitioning North
25:38 Critiquing the Runway
28:05 Lydia's Look and Roast Performance
29:19 Tina's Fashion and Lip Sync Analysis
32:37 Point Sharing and Fairness
34:24 Wild West Runway Looks
40:37 The Butt Plug Controversy
44:39 Musical Challenge Performances
47:26 Final Thoughts and Future Episodes

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Remember when juice was just juice and cartoons didn’t need a gritty reboot? Welcome to the episode where we unpack how everything from your childhood—snacks, shows, and even your beloved Capri Sun—has been rebranded, repackaged, and rebooted for adulthood. From alcoholic Sunny D to Barbie movies and mushroom-infused “wellness” drinks, Peter, Shaun, and Carissa spiral through nostalgia, laugh at the chaos, and ask: is anything sacred anymore?

Join us for wild stories, unfiltered opinions, and a game of “Reboot, Scam, or 90s Core” that will have you questioning every trip down memory lane. If you’ve ever impulse-bought a Lisa Frank water bottle or cried at a Kool-Aid commercial, this one’s for you. Hit play, hydrate with intention, and don’t forget to share your #SippyCupSadness or #RebootRegrets with us!

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