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The prestigious Booker Prize has announced its longlist, and all three of our listeners who actually follow UK literary prizes are eagerly awaiting the outcome. To make the wait more bearable, we’ve assigned a stray cat to each of the thirteen longlisters* and will have them battle each other publicly the day before the Booker’s official winner is announced. Choose your fighter, study its stats, and place your bets in the comment section.

The Shadow of the Object by Chloe Aridjis A literary mystery about art, memory, and obsession as a woman searches for meaning in enigmatic objects.

Associated Stray: The Curator • Weight: 12.4 lb (Super Middleweight) • Record: 27 museum mice • 0 broken vases • 3 laser pointers defeated • Reach: 15” whisker span • Signature Move: The Velvet Glare

Switzy by Emma Cline An aging man’s grip on reality unravels as memory, identity, and performance begin to blur.

Associated Stray: Old Whiskers • Weight: 10.1 lb (Welterweight) • Record: 19 naps • 8 windowsills defended • Undefeated against vacuum cleaners • Reach: 14” whisker span • Signature Move: The Forgetful Feint

Helen of Nowhere by Makenna GoodmanA surreal fable following a woman searching for freedom and belonging through an uncanny landscape.

Associated Stray: The Wanderer • Weight: 8.8 lb (Lightweight) • Record: 114 fences crossed • 0 maps consulted • Reach: 13” whisker span • Signature Move: The Moonlit Escape

The End of Everything by M. John HarrisonA philosophical post-apocalyptic novel contemplating what remains after civilization quietly collapses.

Associated Stray: Ashes • Weight: 15.0 lb (Heavyweight) • Record: 9 apocalypses survived • 8½ lives remaining • Reach: 18” whisker span • Signature Move: The Last Hiss

The Disappearers by Marlon JamesSet largely in 1980s Jamaica, it explores violence, queerness, and identity through lives shaped by fear and disappearance.

Associated Stray: Ghost Paw • Weight: 11.7 lb (Middleweight) • Record: 41 stealth victories • Never seen entering the ring • Reach: Impossible to measure • Signature Move: The Vanishing Pounce

Black Bag by Luke KennardA darkly comic satire of modern life where absurd situations expose contemporary anxieties.

Associated Stray: Chaos Mittens • Weight: 13.2 lb (Cruiserweight) • Record: 56 cardboard boxes destroyed • 17 curtains retired • Reach: 16” whisker span • Signature Move: The Existential Zoomies

The Renovation by Kenan OrhanA family’s building project uncovers buried memories, political tensions, and ghosts from the past.

Associated Stray: Contractor Claws • Weight: 13.6 lb (Light Heavyweight) • Record: 84 drywall ambushes • 1 undefeated Roomba • Reach: 16½” whisker span • Signature Move: The Demolition Derby

May We Feed the King by Rebecca PerryAn unsettling speculative novel imagining a society where ritual, appetite, and power become inseparable.

Associated Stray: The Poobah • Weight: 16.2 lb (Heavyweight Champion) • Record: 999 treats consumed • 0 shared willingly • Reach: 18” whisker span • Signature Move: The Royal Chomp

The Vivisectors by Missouri WilliamsA gothic speculative novel blending dark humor and body horror to explore ambition, science, and the remaking of life.

Associated Stray: Dr. Clawsworth • Weight: 13.1 lb (Cruiserweight) • Record: 12 laboratory break-ins • 0 ethics committee approvals • Reach: 16” whisker span • Signature Move: The Mad Scientist Mauling

*Some contestants had to be trimmed for length. Refer to the episode for full contestant list.

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