Million-dollar brand deals, basement floods, and a plan to crush the Guinness world record for most people in Aloha shirts—all before lunch. Chip & Thomas are back on two hours of sleep and a gallon of Hawaiian Tropic, counting 132 days to Thanksgiving in Paradise at Blue Note Waikiki.

Why hit “Play”?

💰 $2 M Anna Kendrick Ask – Thomas tries to hustle Pitch-Perfect cash out of nowhere (0:00)

🎭 Toad-the-Wet-Sprocket Hip-Hop Musical – Chip’s all-female, jukebox-free Broadway pitch (0:45)

🏚 Basement Flood Fiasco – cast-iron pipe explodes; epoxy fumes become a “mini-vacay” (17:14)

📘 2025 Guinness Book Arrives – immediate baby magnet & burnt-one inspiration (21:40)

🛹 Skateboard Across America – Chad Caruso’s 57-day Venice-to-Virginia trek (24:29)

🇮🇪 Skate-Tour of Ireland? – new Sunburnt goal (and ice-cream cows that won’t breed) (34:40)

🎆 TikTok Doom Spiral – cruise-ship expulsions, women-crying videos, and how the algorithm hijacks island zen (40:45)

👕 Hawaiian-Shirt World Record (1,254) – Orlando Solar Bears did it; the burnt-ones will beat it (50:10)

🐟 Phish vs Goose Peace Treaty – why a loud Aloha print diffuses jam-band turf wars (55:38)

🏝 The “Buffett Effect” – Jimmy’s chill allegedly cooled the planet by 1 °C (1:01:07)

✈️ Join Us in Waikiki – comedy, hikes, floating face-up in November sun—grab tickets now! (1:03:43)

Hit play for Guinness-grade shenanigans, tropical escapism, and laughs juicier than a Solvang danish.

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Chapters

00:00 Cold Open – $2 M Anna Kendrick “deal”
00:45 Actor Mix-Ups & Toad-the-Wet-Sprocket Musical Pitch
08:28 Hawaiian Tropic Slather & Official Start
09:51 132-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise
14:08 Custom Big-Fun Hawaiian Shirt Reveal
15:07 Vintage Picnic Shirt & Wife’s “Old-Man” Crush
17:14 Basement Flood Disaster & Epoxy-Fume Vacation
21:40 The 2025 Good Book Arrives (Baby Approved)
23:44 Tropical World-Record Scouting
24:29 Skateboarding Across the USA – Chad Caruso
34:40 Ireland Skate-Tour Idea & Murphy’s “Magic” Cows
40:45 TikTok Spiral – Cruise-Ship & Crying-Video Nightmare
50:10 Hawaiian-Shirt World-Record Plot (1,254 Solar Bears)
55:38 Phish vs Goose & Aloha Concert Diplomacy
1:01:07 Jimmy Buffett “Buffett Effect” Tribute
1:03:43 Waikiki Invite, July 18 Philly Show Plugs
1:05:05 Front-Desk Wake-Up Call & Outro

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