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A Classic Horror Story is what happens when a horror film drinks too much espresso, stares into a funhouse mirror, and decides to eat every other horror movie it’s ever seen. It's like Midsommar, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, and an IKEA showroom brochure got stuck in a blender and forgot to stop spinning. There’s a cabin in the woods that may or may not have an Airbnb listing, a cult that’s somehow both ominous and a little bit into improv theater, and enough fake blood to make you wonder if the filmmakers bought it in bulk from Costco. By the end, you’re not sure if you’ve watched a folk horror masterpiece, a meta-commentary on horror tropes, or a deeply unsettling Italian cooking show that just got way out of hand.

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146 - Film Rankings After A Classic Horror Story (2021)

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NOTE: In case we failed to mention the end date for the secret word discount at the store when recording this episode, it is August 24, 2025.

Episode Segments:

1. Welcome
2. Outside The Podcast Discussion
3. Breaking News
4. What Is This Film About? - Synopsis, Genres, and Themes & Insights (Curated by Sunni)
5. Vital Statistics
6. Things That Happen In The Film
7. Inspirations (Curated by James)
8. Trivia
9. Critical Reception (Including our rankings)
10. Final Thoughts

Music:

Exit The Premises, Loping Stings, Quirky Dog

By Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0

https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Breaking News Intro

By: Luis Humanoide (Via pixabay)