Pyramid schemes (…from 5th-grade “success” booklets to laundry balls), airport “divorces” that save your vacation... and marriage, the OG bungee jump and Vanuatu land-diving, plus a 34-day sprint to Thanksgiving in Paradise (two shows, Blue Note Waikiki).

Sunscreen ritual? Always. Drawer-packing? Required. Fiber? Don’t ask—just do it.

Why hit “Play”?
🚗 Celebrity Road-Trip: Meet the Lake George superfan with a fleet of three “Family Truckster” wagons—vanity plates and Aunt Edna roof-prop included.
🛫 “Airport Divorces” Explained: The trend where couples split up inside the airport to cut stress, then reunite at the gate—plus Chip’s anti-airport-coffee rant and Britt Daniel (Spoon) at LAX.
📘 The Good Book (Guinness):
• Longest inverted flight—Joann Osterud, 4h 38m (1991, Canada).
• First modern bungee jump—David “Kirk(e),” 1979 UK—then back to the ancient Vanuatu vine-jump ritual (and the wild origin tale).
🧳 Vacation Rules That Actually Help:
#82 Unpack the suitcase (and use the “dirty drawer”).
#222 Fiber is your friend—start before you fly.
🎟️ 34-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise: Two Chip Chantry shows, Blue Note Hawaii (Waikiki). Tickets via Blue Note Hawaii or our site’s Tickets tab; we’ve also linked a local Turkey Trot 5K and Thanksgiving dining options for the week.

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Chapters
00:00 Cold open + “Sha Na Na” pyramid bit & side-hustle jokes
02:00 Pyramid-scheme lunches → napkin triangles; 5th-grade “success” booklets
08:16 Laundry ball & “solar-powered clothes dryer” (rope) scams
11:33 Today’s roadmap: road-trip celebrity, airport divorces, Guinness, Buffett, rules
14:05 “Front Desk” hotel sketch (first tag)
14:24 Ep. 36 + 34-day Waikīkī countdown (Blue Note Hawaiʻi)
15:20 Beach hangs invite; Waikīkī family vibes
16:38 Ticket links: Blue Note Hawaiʻi + site (SunburntPodcast.com)
17:07 Warm-water chat; Chip’s first Hawaiʻi trip
18:03 Sunscreen slather ritual + Turkey Trot sign-up plan
18:42 Thanksgiving dining page on site; “one-stop shop” gag
19:51 Bit: re-publishing Thomas’s childhood “success” books
21:03 “Wallet full of wonder” riff
21:35 Weekend shows: Don’t Tell; Yakov Smirnoff in the suburbs
24:00 Flu-shot line story & the “jazzy” pharmacy guy
25:40 Vincent Price intrusive crowd-work idea; SNL/Hader aside
29:39 Road-trip with the Family Truckster (Lake George, NY) → fleet of three
37:17 Chevy Chase impersonator vs. Truckster—who ya road-trip with?
41:01 Planes/Trains segue; airport coffee rant
48:11 “Airport divorces” trend; 54% say they behave differently in airports
50:07 Travel styles; same LAX→HNL flight; wives meet; family on board
53:53 Crack open “The Good Book” (Guinness)
54:20 Longest inverted flight—Osterud’s 4h 38m upside-down record (1991)
59:10 First bungee jump (1979) → Vanuatu land-diving & yam-harvest origin tale
1:07:01 Would you bungee? (Hard pass.)
1:07:24 Vacation Rule #82 — unpack & use the dirty-drawer system
1:10:27 Vacation Rule #222 — fiber is your friend (start pre-trip)
1:12:22 Take more photos—and be in them
1:12:33 Jimmy Buffett “facts”: escape room → Aruba; star navigation bit
1:14:25 Outro + “Front Desk” button