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Pumpkin spice is in the air, cuffing season is creeping in, and suddenly every candle feels like a personal identity crisis. 🍂 This week on Twin Tangents: Pumpkin Spice and Existential Crises, Anthony and Nalee dive headfirst into the cozy-core chaos of fall — from prom-night regrets and awkward flings to the infamous Broomstick Story that proves not all nicknames are created equal. What starts as laughter about corduroy crushes and blanket addictions spirals (as it always does) into courtroom shade, emotional betrayals, and the kind of seasonal self-reflection that hits harder than a Bath & Body Works sale.

We’re talking:
🍂 Kidnapping “survival strategies” → why Nalee swears faking THIS is the ultimate escape plan
🎟️ Prom-night horror stories, period cramps, and the financial delusion of corsages
❤️‍🔥 Cuffing season explained (yes, it’s just cuddle season with commitment issues)
🧣 The infamous Broomstick Story — first times, MSN Messenger, and nicknames you can’t un-hear
🕯️ Candle + blanket addictions, Bath & Body Works heartbreaks, and screened-in porch daydreams
⚖️ Twin Tangents Court: Autumn Crimes Edition — chaotic fall behaviors, judged with spiced shade
📱 Hypothetical Hotline: Birthday Betrayal — when your partner + bestie = ultimate cheating scandal… is one-night with a stranger less painful than months with someone you trust?

It’s cozy, chaotic, and a little bit cathartic — because fall isn’t just about apple cider and PSLs, it’s about the spirals we pretend are seasonal.

🎙️ Pumpkin spice is temporary. Existential crises are forever.

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September’s here, which means new routines, reality checks, and maybe a little chaos. Grab your emotional lunchbox and let’s dive in.

Thanks for spending part of your reset with us. Remember—messy, honest, and evolving is still valid. See you next week.

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