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Episode 37 - Espresso Patronum 🦌 ☕

Episode 37 - Espresso Patronum 🦌 ☕

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 Buckle up for a venti dose of service-industry mayhem: shoulder-driving Teslas, labubu brain-rot, elephant-sized eggs, and four (yes, four) Starbucks Baristas stories that’ll make your pumpkin spice curdle. ☕🔥Cold open shenanigans: Are we live? Are we real? (Gina says no. Gary says “say my name.”)Commute from hell: Shoulder bandits, karmic fender-benders, and why Gary almost bought popcorn for the apocalypse.Science snack: “If atoms are mostly empty space, why can’t we walk through walls?” (Atoms, baby—like pushing the wrong poles together.)Weird News lightning round:$140k Pokémon card corporate fraud (please do not expense a Charizard)Hippo capsizes a boat on the Ivory Coast—deadliest cute animal strikes againThe long-lost elephant bird and its potato-sized eggs 🥔LaBubu / brain-rot aesthetic IRL (jelly shoes, keychains, chaos)GenAI music & dishwashing robots: from folding towels to delicate plates—what could go wrong?Male wasps “defense mechanism” = …uh… genital jousting (we’re sorry and you’re welcome)Music eases loneliness: your playlist really is a friendAdditional Topic for Your Leisure:Chuck E. Cheese in cuffs 🐭🚓 — Credit card fraud mid-party = traumatized kids + worst birthday ever.Main course — Starbucks Baristas stories (OP posts):“Dunkin’ Tee DW”: OP defends a cashier after a customer calls them “slow,” gets threatened, and still keeps it classy. Other customers rally—humanity +1.“No-Whip/Almond Milk Refund Spiral”: Mobile order, allergy protocol, extra crunch, store credit only… until the DM caves and forces a cash refund + apology. (Policy? Never met her.)“Work Until She Can’t”: Pregnant partner keeps vomiting; management says… keep going. Ethics hotline, anyone?“Closing Time Espresso Gremlin”: Demands extras after close, throws hot shots over the bar, camps outside; police never show. Love that for everyone.Distraction of the Week: Gary’s Waterpark Simulator era (power-wash zen, accidental pool electrocution oops), Gina’s biz push—bookings + content mode on.Baristas, servers, retail warriors—we want your tales (the longer the better). If it happened at work and made you say “nope,” it’s probably our vibe.✉️ Email: NeedNotApplyPod@gmail.com▶️ YouTube: Need Not Apply Podcast (full episodes & clips)📱 IG & TikTok: @NeedNotApplyPodIf we hit 100 Spotify followers, Gary wears the LaBubu onesie on a live. You’ve been warned.Keywords: Need Not Apply Podcast, funny work podcast, workplace comedy, reddit stories podcast, workplace drama, bad coworkers, HR nightmares, toxic workplace, AI, robot, robot cleaner, Chuck E. Cheese, retail rage, management nonsense, light science, heavier hippo facts, Gary, GinaRate ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐, follow, and share with that friend who still says “the customer is always right.” (They’re not.)
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