You’ll step into a cozy house where dust bunnies politely roll themselves into the vacuum, dirty dishes march into the sink and scrub themselves clean, and laundry folds itself into neat, lavender-scented stacks before drifting into your dresser drawers. From the self-watering plants to a refrigerator that gently hums bedtime lullabies to the leftovers, this surreal home invites you to wander room-by-room with quiet wonder and gentle delight. Along the way, each quirky detail reminds you how much lighter life feels when you embrace small moments of humor and let things unfold with ease. This bedtime tale will help quiet your mind, release tension, and guide you gently into deep, restorative sleep.

✨ This story is part of our 🎭 Dream Spoofs series — cozy parodies of life’s absurdities, built for sleep. These stories gently poke fun at the ridiculousness of modern life (reality shows, bureaucracy, influencer culture… nothing is safe), while still offering the same warm, surreal comfort of a good dream.

🔭 Explore all of our series — ✨ DreamScapes, 🏡 Dream Grounding, 🧠 Dream Priming, 🐜 Dream Wonders, 📚 Dream Studies, and 🎭 Dream Spoofs — on YouTube 💤 @SleepDreamland

🌙 You’ll also find our full-length ambient soundscapes up to 8 hours on YouTube — hours of gentle white noise and dreamy atmospheres to carry your rest long after the story ends.