Lisa Head

A humorous look at lawn care. Mowing the lawn sounds easy. Those with large lawns know better. We long for the chance to climb on our mowers and mow worry-free. Free to finish with all belts still attached, all blades intact, and all four tires still on the lawn tractor....

Every day Calbert is forced to face his bully, Ernie, at school. Until one day when a teacher sends the boys to the storage room to pick up a few items. She is unaware of their bully/victim relationship. While in the storage room, the school catches on fire.

Their summer vacation started out like every other for the 17-year-old boys: long, fun days of baseball, fishing, and working on an abandoned houseboat discovered on the riverbank...and then kids started coming up missing. When Jason and his friends started working on the old broken-down river...