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Мне, иномирянке Алисе, выпала ужасная миссия—поступить в Высшую Военную школу, которой руководит чудовище. Милорд Рагар. Младший принц, воплощённый дракон и поборник традиций—тех самых, что запрещают девушкам практически всё. Я иду на отбор вместо взбалмошной аристократки, и мечтаю только об одном—не стать завтраком.

Оказаться в другом мире, скоропостижно выйти замуж за эльфа и узнать, что я фея и меня переместили сюда для борьбы с драконом—к такому жизнь меня не готовила. Дракона тоже. Но настоящие проблемы начались, когда меня похитил король горгулов. Берегись, Гарсиан, я феячу!

Это был потрясающий сон. У меня в жизни никогда не было такого красавчика! Правда, совершенства в мире нет даже во сне. Красавчик оказался самовлюбленным хамом и страдал помесью мании величия и шизофрении. Причем обе половины худшие. Он снился мне целую неделю.

Auch Monster haben Rechte! – Der neue Geniestreich von SPIEGEL-Bestsellerautor Royce Buckingham. Daniel Becker ist Anwalt, und er ist moralisch flexibel genug, dass ihm eine steile Karriere vorgezeichnet ist. Bis ihn ein echtes Monster dazu bringt, es vor einem übernatürlichen Gericht zu verteidigen. Zu seiner eigenen Überraschung ist Daniel erfolgreich, und sein Monsterklient gilt von nun an als unschuldig. Doch damit scheint das Schicksal von Daniels Karriere besiegelt zu sein. Nicht nur, dass sehr seltsame Gestalten in seiner Kanzlei auftauchen, die ebenfalls seine Hilfe wollen.

Es war einmal ein einsamer Millionär, dessen Herz nur darauf wartete, von einer Jungfer erobert zu werden. Eigentlich eine einfache Aufgabe, gäbe es da nicht seinen nervigen Kumpel Chris und die Einhörner. Doch dann klingelt es eines Tages an seiner Tür, und Nicole tritt in sein Leben. Mit einem Mal beginnt er zu hoffen, dass die große Liebe kein Märchen ist und endlich für ihn wahr wird - wäre da nicht die Sache mit dem Zombie.

Lord Nightfall should be crushing villagers with an iron fist...instead, that fist stuffs that lord's face with disgusting pizza rolls. But buried in this shape-shifter's slovenly hide is a warrior who's been through hell in every sense. One who's gonna have to reawaken quick. Rivals, lackeys, arcade gaming, dungeon diving, spider infestations, village management, late nights getting drunk off rat's blood, monster hunting, darkworld dealings—Lord Nightfall will face it all with a devil's smile and a "f--k it" attitude.

Service at the Red Rooster Inn isn't what you'd call "good," or even "adequate." Darin would be the first to say so, and he owns the place. Evie isn't much of a barmaid; Kat's home brewed ale seems to grow less palatable with each new batch; and Seraphina's service at the bar leaves much to be desired. As for the bouncer, Big Tom, well, everyone learns right quick to stay on his good side. They may be bad at running an inn, but they're the best team of con artists in the Old Queendom. When a prospective client approaches Darin with a high-paying job, he knows he should refuse.

Evil has arrived in the capital...and she's looking to go shopping. After a startling vision and an uninvited visit from a rival lich, Maud sets off for the city to prepare for war. Leaving a trail of deboned corpses in her wake, this simple country lich solves a few murders, commits a few more, and discovers along the way that some things are worth dying for. Again. Maud’s heart may have stopped beating long ago, but she is determined to live her new "life" to the fullest. Featuring necrotic crafting, neurotic knitting, two naughty crows, and one very haunted castle.

Marvin the Magnificent, formerly employed by King Parking as his Black (mediocre) Magician, messed up royally when his potion meant to turn Tundra from beast to beauty cast her into a near fatal sleep. After he was banished, the only employment he could get as an unlicensed magician was mixing drinks at the Black Cauldron, a tavern in the Magic Kingdom. After a bit of effort, Marvin announced to his girlfriend he’d come up with something he called Identity Theft. He took on the appearance of the king, and started walking around helping himself to everything…including the queen.

Dame Elsebet de Whellen has ruled her mildly magical, high-tech country for 50 prosperous years. Now it's facing a crisis three generations in the making, and the bold steps she's taken to save it have gone disastrously off the rails. She needs a hero who can calm her mind, cast a spell, and find a missing sorcerer. Instead she gets Malfred Murd, former royal fool, booted from his job. What starts as Fred's quick attempt to con Dame Elsebet escalates until he—and his self-appointed magpie advisor Corvinalias—are hopelessly entangled in a desperate mission.

In this, the penultimate tale of the Circles in Hell comedy series, Charon, ferryman for the dead, and his paramour, the succubus Lilith, adopt an infant girl and settle in the suburbs of the Second Circle. Bringing up the first baby in Hell will test the parenting skills of the stalwart skeleton and his demonic partner, for Mona is no ordinary child. She soon exhibits powers that would make a devil blanch. The First Baby has her own set of firsts—from words to steps to a hospital visit—and they all unfold in madcap fashion.

Just a few short years ago, a medical miracle turned this ancient, evil vampire into a human baby. Just a small setback in Mr. Nice’s plans for world domination, right? Wrong. Because now a slight problem with the transformation has left him aging five times faster than a regular human. He’ll have to find a vampire willing to turn him. Fast! Of course, none of them are crazy enough to do it. Not after the hell he put the vampire world through. Then he walks into a library and meets the new head librarian. She might be the only vampire on the planet who has no clue who he is.

The Book of Irvine is a fantasy novel of honor, humor, and horror told through the perspectives of Irvine Bucklefoot, Roger Redbottom, and Oulyans Benynreydth. Irvine accepts the contract to smuggle a chest and key for King Whiskers (after a few drinks) and all sorts of prophecies begin to unfold before him....

Ça veut dire quoi, « snooze » ? Snooze, c’est une belle gang de colocs. Ouais, mais qu’est-ce que ça signifie ? C’est une fille qui ARRIVE PAS à se lever À L’HEURE . Peux-tu être plus claire ? C’est une rentrée au cégep qui est une CATASTROPHE. C’est aussi un cochon nain qui se dédouble. C’est un groupe d’amis qui finit par se retrouver à la rue. Bref, c’est un appart où il se passe ben des affaires, quoi ! OK, j’ai rien compris. Voilà : c’est pas mal ça, Snooze ! Pis au pire, t’as qu’à lire la série. Je te GARANTIS que tu t’ennuieras pas…

Dirk never wanted to end up on Zaroff's island. He'd cheated and lied, stole and tricked, begged and crawled, all to save his own life, one payment at a time. But now the debt's come due, and Dirk missed his payments. He must muster every ounce of guile and strength at his disposal, must embrace the supernatural powers he'd struggled with for so long, must call upon allies both old and new to face the most terrifying foe a man can face . . . the consequences of his own actions. He doesn't know if he'll survive, but he won't go down without a fight.

Sarah Wright has a job to die for. She never asked for it, never even filled out an application. To be fair, she didn’t ask to die either. Ever since she woke up as a vampire, she only wanted to unlive in as ordinary a way as possible. Alas, the realities of undeath and awakening to the greater existence of the supernatural made certain demands of the family. Now Sarah runs errands for the vampire boss of Seattle. It isn’t such a bad gig when she’s not being shot at, chased, clawed up, thrown around, or scrambling to keep her family safe.

Bloodwraith was a villain who hated adventurers until he found himself transferred into the body of one. Trapped without his magic, he discovered that alien beings were using his reality as a game...and he had just become a player. Teaming up with a glitched NPC and other adventurers, he has no choice but to learn the truth about himself and his world. Finally free of obligations, Bloodwraith can recover his necromancy and strike back against the beings controlling his world. Little does he know that one of them is now hunting for him: His old adventurer nemesis is still alive.

Frogs, boats, and beignets! The Firebreathing Kittens venture to the south of the fantasy world of Guaso to investigate a missing persons case. There's Pidge, a plucky gnome with shape-shifting magic; Moka, an angel's daughter with miraculous healing powers; and Manford, a nihilist and would-be scoundrel with a heart of gold. Within a world of vine-choked cypress and murky water, the three discover unlikely allies, strange philosophies, and danger. They must triumph against the swamp before they disappear themselves.

All Essie ever wanted was to have a normal life but in the end she found herself drawn back to Beldam House because she just can’t stop her witchiness (although the ability to instantly chill wine is pretty awesome, even she has to admit). Into this coven of chaos stumbles gorgeous, clueless Josh, their new landlord—and he’s just discovered his tenants haven’t paid rent since the 1700s! As Josh is drawn further into the lives of the inhabitants of Beldam House, Essie is determined to keep him at broomstick’s length.

May the FARCE be with you! More bad jokes. More sexy women. And, of course, more lousy powers. Yes, bucko, that’s me, Lucky, and I invite you to buckle up as I take my new mates for a ride they’re not soon to forget!