検索キーワード： ユーモア

What happens when love and laughter collide in a nuclear wasteland? Meet Bopo and Tippy, 2 clowns in love. When they narrowly survive a nuclear apocalypse. They pack up their stuff and head out on a cross country road trip through the nuclear wasteland to see if their family in Florida managed to survive. Along their journey they will face the harsh trials and Tribulations of the wasteland and do so with bright painted smiles. Because in a world turned upside down by a nuclear apocalypse, love and laughter may become the ultimate survival tools.

A cat hits a spaceship viewport. In hard vacuum. Completely calm. Mouthing: "You missed the turnoff." It gets worse from there. Cargo hauler Jarik Venn just wanted to deliver freeze-dried rations and avoid toll stations. Instead, he rescued a reality-warping cat from the vacuum of space, became wanted in nine sectors, and accidentally destroyed a government starship with a weaponized hairball. The cat's name is Brentley. He's a pathological liar, an escaped familiar, and possibly the most wanted being in three sectors. He's also Jarik's new passenger. Whether Jarik likes it or not.

The most secret mission in United States Army history is about to reach the Moon—assuming its own security procedures do not destroy it first. Project Hush has been concealed behind false records, restricted budgets, psychological screenings, and enough military paranoia to make even its...

Far From Now, In a Galaxy Really, Really Close… The last denizens of Earth, aka Planet Dirt, have a problem. Their protective force shield is breaking, which will mean annihilation. Now it’s up to a small group of intrepid dilettantes to procure a new one.

What if a deadly poison was the only cure for a broken life? Mr. Coombes is a henpecked shopkeeper pushed to the absolute brink of despair by his ungrateful wife. Fleeing into the damp pine woods, he contemplates a dark, watery end to his miserable existence - until a strange, eerie object...

A rusted tire iron, no pants, and a crown he never asked for. The apocalypse picked the wrong redneck. Timothy Ferguson was finally having a good day until the universe decided to reboot. One minute he was "negotiating" back rent with his gorgeous neighbor; the next, a glowing blue screen informed him that his latent Longshanks bloodline had activated and now all the ladies of the Trailer Park have decided their new King looks best in his birthday suit.

Jedes Mitglied der Omega Force hat seine eigene Vergangenheit. Die meisten von ihnen fliehen davor, oder sie wollen sie einfach vergessen. Aber ein Mitglied der kleinen Söldnercrew ist nicht das, was er vorgibt. Als sein ehemaliges Leben mit seinem jetzigen kollidiert, wird das Team in einen Konflikt gezogen, der tiefgehende Konsequenzen für die Zukunft einer ganzen Gattung haben könnte.

Severian, Lehrling in der Gilde der Folterer, verfügt über eine Fähigkeit, die Fluch und Segen zugleich ist: Nichts, was er erlebt, kann er je vergessen. Zudem hat er die schlimmste Sünde seines Standes begangen und einer Gefangenen gegenüber Barmherzigkeit gezeigt, worauf er aus seiner Heimatstadt Nessus verstoßen wird. Severian wandert, nur mit dem legendären Schwert Terminus Est bewaffnet, durch eine gefahrvolle Landschaft, über der eine langsam erkaltende rote Sonne am Himmel steht.

SENTRY OF THE SKY AND OTHER STORIES is part of the Evelyn E. Smith series published by Unforgotten Books, and includes the stories: NOT FIT FOR CHILDREN, SENTRY OF THE SKY, THE MAN OUTSIDE, and JACK OF NO TRADES. Evelyn E. Smith wrote fabulously witty and imaginative science fiction and satirical stories throughout the 1950's, and this collection is part of a series re-issuing those works and concurrently producing the audiobook editions.

"Sir, I don't know anything about my ultimate mission." The general looked at me for a long moment before poking a finger at my chest. "It's simple, son: You're going to win the war for us." Wow, that was a lot of pressure to put on a cyborg like me. Of course, I was the most advanced cyborg...

I'm just a plug-and-play, Brain-in-a-Box undercover operative . . . and the best line of defense Humanity has to offer. For as long as I last. I'm The Last Cyborg. Fleet Marine Sergeant Alan Ashe thought his Cyborg life was over after his last assignment. After all, he helped Humanity win the...

This audiobook is narrated by an AI Voice. **Cottonball Catastrophe: A LitRPG Tale of Fluff and Fury** *A genre-bending, satirical adventure where soft meets unstoppable.* In a world where everyone gets a superpower at age eighteen, Amelia Hartwell drew the short straw—hers is throwing small...

They say you can never go home. But, you can clean it. Triana Moore, maintenance bot technician on Station Kelly-Kornienko, prefers life in orbit where the air is purified, the commute is short, and nature doesn’t get all over you. But when a minor infraction gets her sent to remedial training dirtside, she doesn’t complain. Who wouldn’t enjoy a few days of sitting in the sunshine, eating gourmet burgers and drinking too much Jager Hula? When an unscheduled beach weekend uncovers dangerous squatters in her childhood home, the space janitor decides to clean house.

Prepare for the ultimate, fast-paced conclusion to a hilarious time-travel saga where the forces of evil—and absolute stupidity—threaten the safety of the entire universe. This epic two-book science fiction collection brings together the final, wildest adventures of a stubborn group of Time Keepers and their fiercely loyal allies. The chaos begins when a seemingly innocent children's toy suddenly comes to life, desperate to recover a missing piece of itself at any cost.

Humans insist Monday is simply the beginning of the week. Aliens know better. Every seven days, Earth is gripped by a baffling ritual involving alarm clocks, excessive caffeine, mysterious meetings, and a dramatic loss of motivation. Humans shuffle through offices and schools muttering phrases like "I need more coffee" and "Is it Friday yet?" while pretending this is perfectly normal.

ONE DERELICT SHIP. ONE ROTTEN DEAL. ONE CREW ABOUT TO BE DOUBLE-CROSSED. When Captain Rask agrees to a salvage op in contested Imperial space, it sounds simple: get in, grab the goods, get out. Easy credits. No politics. No moral complications. Naturally, it’s a trap.

What if London’s heaviest man weighed absolutely nothing? In this brilliantly bizarre, darkly comedic tale by H.G. Wells, an annoyed gentleman named Formalyn is relentlessly badgered by Pyecraft - the most monstrously obese, insufferable clubman in London. Desperate to escape his massive size...

Hard-core, fast paced science fiction, John Scalzi's Zoe's Tale is the fourth in The Old Man's War series. She won't go down without a fight. It's not every day you up sticks and move to another world. But then, Zoë Boutin-Perry's life has never been ordinary. She's the adopted teenage daughter...

A fascinating journey into other realms by the Hugo and Nebula-award winning author of The Left Hand of Darkness. Sita Dulip has missed her flight out of Chicago. But instead of listening to garbled announcements in the airport, Sita finds a method of bypassing the crowds at the desks—a way to...

The Final Transaction is the opening arc of Helstalgia, a cyberpunk LitRPG series set inside a digital city where survival, reputation, and corporate control are written into the system itself. Rexil steals a data fragment from the Flux Jackals, a netrunner faction with teeth in all the wrong places. The fragment has unknown origins, corrupted metadata, and one brutal problem: the system binds it to his inventory. He can’t drop it. He can’t delete it. The only way to get rid of it is to convince someone else to take it.