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We were prepared for an earthquake. We had a flood plan in place. We could even have dealt with zombies. Probably. But no one expected the end to be quite so... sticky... or strawberry scented.

With the age of heroic star pilots and galactic villains completely killed by quantum teleportation, the ex-star pilot currently named Dashford Pierce is struggling to find his identity in a changing universe. Then, a face from his past returns and makes him an offer he can't refuse: take part in just one teeny weeny, slightly illegal, daring heist, and not only will he have the means to start the new life he craves, but also save his childhood hero from certain death.

I used to be the greatest Earth Mage in my world. The head of the entire Order of Architects. But the older you get, the more you come to realize that at some point, you need to retire, so that you can have the chance to enjoy a peaceful life and to cede your place to the young, some of whom have already turned two thousand years old . . .So that's what I did. But I failed to account for one thing: during the course of my long life, I'd accumulated too many enemies, and they had decided to spoil my retirement. So they died along with me. And I hope their deaths were final. But mine was not!

He did not flee across galaxies just to get emotionally compromised by a barista. Alien fugitive Adrian has one job: keep his boss's daughter safe until reinforcements arrive. Unfortunately, this means blending into small-town human life to stay hidden from the field operatives hunting them.

Niska: Being sold to aliens on the seedy lower-levels of a space-station is about as terrifying as you would imagine. So when I get presented with the opportunity to save myself and my friends from the countless fate-worse-than-death scenarios that play out here at this end of the galaxy, I take...

In the distant future, It's not easy being a Neko soldier. Wake up with a fake past and be sent to get killed by the enemy before you can even form an opinion. On top of that, the Neko has been an outlawed weapon system for over a century. Milo and a few others wake up with some extra memories, meaning they aren't buying into the mission. Can they escape a clear suicide mission, and how did the Neko even come to be in the first place? An adventurous debut military sci-fi novel by Steven Moates, with action, intrigue, and Cat-girl soldiers.

WAMBAM is an advanced chatbot with promises of a better future. Whether it's making art, giving medical advice, or offering bleach-ammonia cocktails, the sky's no limit for the mechanical virtuoso. But mistake after mistake proves it's nothing but Slopper the Slop Bot! With every new advancement, Slopper goes from a minor nuisance to a harbinger of the world's demise. Slopper's very sorry for messing up and will do better next time-but are good intentions ever enough?

Tedd has found something worse than humans who hate robots. Humans who want to be them. Phoenix has one goal: kill every machine that thinks for itself. And they're rewiring their own skulls to make it happen. McKenzie is back. Shaved head, dead eyes, and one instruction: destroy them all. If Tedd doesn't stop Phoenix, every robot left alive gets a bullet and every human who disagrees gets a chip. But is he prepared to kill the girl he once rescued? Phoenix called themselves the future of humanity. Turns out they needed a few upgrades first.

A missing scientist, a lost bioweapon, and just one flimsy lead…Billy Firebrand and his dysfunctional crew of mercenaries are on the trail of the greatest mystery they've ever faced. Only when they arrive on the ocean world of Calypso looking for answers, they uncover nothing but more questions. Now, with his entire crew trapped in a giant luxury submarine fifty kilometers under the ocean, hunted by a mysterious hacker, a vengeful mercenary colonel, and a giant sea monster, all Billy can do is keep his friends together and try not to die.

Villano and Iyana want their wedding to be special, something that fits their unique personalities. That's why they chose their town's historical Lazarus Cemetery as the venue. But their special ceremony has some uninvited guests. When toxic ooze spills into a nearby well, the dead rise to crash the wedding with an insatiable hunger for brains. Now, the young lovers and their friends must fight for survival in a struggle that leads them below the cemetery where the town's dark secrets await them.

«Il·legal» és un conte irònic d’allò que podria arribar a considerar-se prohibit en un futur pròxim...

Live from the swamps of D. U. M. P. — it’s Florida Man! When the Department of Uncontrolled Magical Processing accidentally gives the most chaotic man in the multiverse a livestream permit, MythTok will never be the same. Join Florida Man, Pretty Pretty Princess (his tiara-wearing crocodile), and the Magic Fridge (sentient, insulting, and perpetually disappointed) as they bring you Season One of Florida Man Live — four outrageous MythTok streams that escalate from holiday scandal to cosmic catastrophe. Stream #1 – The Naughty Clause Scandal: Santa’s caught in HR with Karen the Head C. U. N.

With enemies closing in and lives on the line, a former military cadet has no choice but to embrace her grandmother's legacy—and become a pirate. Having turned her back on the STARs Academy, Nimah Dabo-124 now serves as second-in-command of the Stormchaser, under her space-pirate grandmother...

When a notorious space pirate is accused of intergalactic terrorism, her longtime cronies go after an unlikely recruit: her ambitious cadet granddaughter. Nimah may have been born a RIM-rat, a hardscrabble kid from the far reaches of the galaxy, but now that she's a well-respected cadet at the...

Elizabeth “Lezi” McGyver is a gifted, chaotic inventor whose cutting-edge pleasure tech keeps short-circuiting her career. When her newest prototype accidentally livestreams its own product testing, the scandal threatens to shut down her lab and destroy her reputation. To salvage what’s left of her company—and her dignity—Lezi dives into a whirlwind of malfunctioning gadgets, jealous competitors, and one persistent ex who won’t stop “offering feedback.

The Instant Sunday Times Bestseller! Before the beginning... The mining ship Red Dwarf is in orbit around Saturnian moon Titan, and the bulk of the crew is heading down for their shore leave plans: A strangely reluctant hen party; a relaxing cheaty golfing break; a terminally-boring cultural...

The world is a game, and humans don't get to play. Humanity has been reduced to non-playable characters in a fantasy realm created for the entertainment of aliens who treat Earth like their own personal playground. Everyone believes it has always been this way. Even Milton Musgrave. That all...

When the greatest minds in the galaxy can’t solve a problem through logic or reason, they call Carrie Hatchett. Carrie and her reluctant sidekick, Dave, have succeeded in driving the evil mechanical aliens, the placktoids, to their only remaining hiding place—the past. But the danger isn’t over. The Transgalactic Council suspect the placktoids are trying to change the course of history and re-emerge as rulers of the galaxy.

What's it like to drive trucks for an elder god? Can you be a good coworker when the corporate AI has it out for you? Who gets to decide if the big red button gets pushed? The Dark Humor Will Continue Until Morale Improves is all about finding the laughs in the dark corners of the world we'd rather not look at. As a condition of laughing at the dark state of the world, half of the profits support ActBlue, so maybe the next book doesn't have to feel so bleak.

Moon Weed. Not the pale, boutique-strain nonsense you tried once in Amsterdam. Not chocolate edibles or clever marketing. Weed. From the moon. Smuggled back to Earth by Gabe’s father. Gabe and his best friend Dimitri discover that an almost mythical stash has resurfaced in the hands of their longtime friend and dealer, Daniel.