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From New York Times bestselling author of My Best Friend's Exorcism, The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires, and The Final Girl Support Group, Grady Hendrix takes a break from horror and goes all-in on sci-fi in this novella about backyard rocket jockeys trying to get into low earth...

The Earth wakes up to find itself surrounded by completely different stars. An announcement rings out across the planet: "We at Mortal Protection Services have relocated you to a foster system temporarily. Do not panic.".. Some of you are panicking, when we specifically asked you not to.

What happens when love and laughter collide in a nuclear wasteland? Meet Bopo and Tippy, 2 clowns in love. When they narrowly survive a nuclear apocalypse. They pack up their stuff and head out on a cross country road trip through the nuclear wasteland to see if their family in Florida managed to survive. Along their journey they will face the harsh trials and Tribulations of the wasteland and do so with bright painted smiles. Because in a world turned upside down by a nuclear apocalypse, love and laughter may become the ultimate survival tools.

Tedd ist auf einer geheimen Insel. Das Geheimnis ist nuklear. Raketensilos. Eine Mutantenarmee. Ein Countdown, der bereits begonnen hat. Mit zur Neige gehender Munition und ohne Verstärkung muss Tedd die am stärksten befestigte Basis der Erde zerstören – bevor der Manager den Knopf drückt, der alles beendet.

A cat hits a spaceship viewport. In hard vacuum. Completely calm. Mouthing: "You missed the turnoff." It gets worse from there. Cargo hauler Jarik Venn just wanted to deliver freeze-dried rations and avoid toll stations. Instead, he rescued a reality-warping cat from the vacuum of space, became wanted in nine sectors, and accidentally destroyed a government starship with a weaponized hairball. The cat's name is Brentley. He's a pathological liar, an escaped familiar, and possibly the most wanted being in three sectors. He's also Jarik's new passenger. Whether Jarik likes it or not.

The most secret mission in United States Army history is about to reach the Moon—assuming its own security procedures do not destroy it first. Project Hush has been concealed behind false records, restricted budgets, psychological screenings, and enough military paranoia to make even its...

Far From Now, In a Galaxy Really, Really Close… The last denizens of Earth, aka Planet Dirt, have a problem. Their protective force shield is breaking, which will mean annihilation. Now it’s up to a small group of intrepid dilettantes to procure a new one.

What if a deadly poison was the only cure for a broken life? Mr. Coombes is a henpecked shopkeeper pushed to the absolute brink of despair by his ungrateful wife. Fleeing into the damp pine woods, he contemplates a dark, watery end to his miserable existence - until a strange, eerie object...

A rusted tire iron, no pants, and a crown he never asked for. The apocalypse picked the wrong redneck. Timothy Ferguson was finally having a good day until the universe decided to reboot. One minute he was "negotiating" back rent with his gorgeous neighbor; the next, a glowing blue screen informed him that his latent Longshanks bloodline had activated and now all the ladies of the Trailer Park have decided their new King looks best in his birthday suit.

Jedes Mitglied der Omega Force hat seine eigene Vergangenheit. Die meisten von ihnen fliehen davor, oder sie wollen sie einfach vergessen. Aber ein Mitglied der kleinen Söldnercrew ist nicht das, was er vorgibt. Als sein ehemaliges Leben mit seinem jetzigen kollidiert, wird das Team in einen Konflikt gezogen, der tiefgehende Konsequenzen für die Zukunft einer ganzen Gattung haben könnte.

They found Edie inside the Backrooms. That was the easy part. Getting out alive is another matter entirely. Time works differently in Liminal Space, and the deeper John Doe goes, the stranger it gets. The endless halls of the Backrooms give way to the Backwoods, a sprawling forest filled with creatures that evolved beyond reality. Leprechauns hunt in packs. Sasquatch stalk through the trees. And how do you even escape a place where outside doesn’t exist?

SENTRY OF THE SKY AND OTHER STORIES is part of the Evelyn E. Smith series published by Unforgotten Books, and includes the stories: NOT FIT FOR CHILDREN, SENTRY OF THE SKY, THE MAN OUTSIDE, and JACK OF NO TRADES. Evelyn E. Smith wrote fabulously witty and imaginative science fiction and satirical stories throughout the 1950's, and this collection is part of a series re-issuing those works and concurrently producing the audiobook editions.

This audiobook is narrated by an AI Voice. **Cottonball Catastrophe: A LitRPG Tale of Fluff and Fury** *A genre-bending, satirical adventure where soft meets unstoppable.* In a world where everyone gets a superpower at age eighteen, Amelia Hartwell drew the short straw—hers is throwing small...

They say you can never go home. But, you can clean it. Triana Moore, maintenance bot technician on Station Kelly-Kornienko, prefers life in orbit where the air is purified, the commute is short, and nature doesn’t get all over you. But when a minor infraction gets her sent to remedial training dirtside, she doesn’t complain. Who wouldn’t enjoy a few days of sitting in the sunshine, eating gourmet burgers and drinking too much Jager Hula? When an unscheduled beach weekend uncovers dangerous squatters in her childhood home, the space janitor decides to clean house.

Totally feathered up and living on the dub side... Take a trip in a stranger’s head. Travel rain-shot streets with a gang of hip malcontents, hooked on the most powerful drug you can imagine. Yet Vurt feathers are not for the weak. As the mysterious Game Cat says, ‘Be careful, be very...

Humans insist Monday is simply the beginning of the week. Aliens know better. Every seven days, Earth is gripped by a baffling ritual involving alarm clocks, excessive caffeine, mysterious meetings, and a dramatic loss of motivation. Humans shuffle through offices and schools muttering phrases like "I need more coffee" and "Is it Friday yet?" while pretending this is perfectly normal.

ONE DERELICT SHIP. ONE ROTTEN DEAL. ONE CREW ABOUT TO BE DOUBLE-CROSSED. When Captain Rask agrees to a salvage op in contested Imperial space, it sounds simple: get in, grab the goods, get out. Easy credits. No politics. No moral complications. Naturally, it’s a trap.

What if London’s heaviest man weighed absolutely nothing? In this brilliantly bizarre, darkly comedic tale by H.G. Wells, an annoyed gentleman named Formalyn is relentlessly badgered by Pyecraft - the most monstrously obese, insufferable clubman in London. Desperate to escape his massive size...

The world is a game, and humans don't get to play. Humanity has been reduced to non-playable characters in a fantasy realm created for the entertainment of aliens who treat Earth like their own personal playground. Everyone believes it has always been this way. Even Milton Musgrave. That all...

The Instant Sunday Times Bestseller! Before the beginning... The mining ship Red Dwarf is in orbit around Saturnian moon Titan, and the bulk of the crew is heading down for their shore leave plans: A strangely reluctant hen party; a relaxing cheaty golfing break; a terminally-boring cultural...