bump bump bump, do you hear that? i think a car just got t-boned. thankfully they didn't get rear-ended, because that's where the bumper stickers go. that's right, this week we're designing bumper stickers, and you can too, just be sure to submit them to the patreon chat so you can be in the community poster!

Submission Deadline: July 20th, 2026. 11:59pm EST

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this is episode 80 of kelliot! designers who care.
with @KelLauren and @elliotisacoolguyTV

the kelliot song of the week:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/67v3FKFpGpEB9zWdOf4Nrv?si=95af5b662bbf4c1b

the kelliot font of the week:
https://www.1001fonts.com/ds-marker-felt-font.html

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CHAPTERS:
00:00 What Happened to the Intro?
00:33 Starting a Stacky?
04:28 What Are We Doing Today?
08:07 The Timer Starts (30secs Ago)/Talking About Backrooms
22:05 Travel and Not Being American Abroad
35:52 Kel's Trip 43:30 Elliot's Feeling Good
48:29 You Know What This Needs?
53:23 Elliot Design Reveal
56:25 Kel Design Reveal
01:04:21 Song of the Week
01:08:28 Font of the Week
01:10:56 #kellitosaidso
01:13:46 Kel Clothing Talk
01:17:43 Outro

you know it, you love it, you cherish it. it's another monthly (ya ya) mystery box. be absolutely so seated and get ready for a design challenge we actually complete within the allotted time constraint.

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this is episode 79 of kelliot! designers who care.
with @KelLauren and @elliotisacoolguyTV

the kelliot song of the week:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/67v3FKFpGpEB9zWdOf4Nrv?si=95af5b662bbf4c1b

the kelliot font of the week:
https://fonts.adobe.com/fonts/dico-typewriter

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CHAPTERS:
00:00 This Week on Kelliot
00:28 You Know I'm A Jacket Guy
02:38 Hey Kel? (Intro)
04:59 Font Selection
07:06 Pallet Selection
08:19 Phrase Selection
09:50 Asset Selection
15:30 Start The Timer
20:24 Stick Boy
28:46 The Most Interesting Wiki Page
35:43 Kel the Twitch Streamer?
43:10 Monetization Issues
52:52 Wedding Horror Story
01:03:16 Design Reveal
01:10:15 Song of the Week
01:11:50 Font of the Week
01:13:22 #kellitosaidso
01:14:31 Outro

it's celebratory and cautionary, kelliot turns two. that's long enough to raise a two year old. watch the whole episode, that joke is in there. for all the "number guy" out there, you might be thinking this must be episode 104. well stop thinking and enjoy kelliot.

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this is episode 78 of kelliot! designers who care.
with @KelLauren and @elliotisacoolguyTV

the kelliot song of the week:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/67v3FKFpGpEB9zWdOf4Nrv?si=95af5b662bbf4c1b

the kelliot font of the week:
wah wah

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CHAPTERS:
00:00 This Week on Kelliot
00:30 What If Elliot Drank Celsius Every Day
02:58 Two Years of Kelliot
07:09 I'm Piloting the Plane (Intro)
08:54 Reacting to Kelliot Episode 1
13:56 The First Ten Seconds
18:50 Thirty Second Mark Cringe Bomb
25:12 Two Minutes into Kelliot Episode 1
32:32 Kel's First Online Appearance in a Year
41:15 With a Weapon 46:23 Elliot Voice Change?
54:21 Going Though the YouTube Page
59:14 Rediscovering the Old Intro & Trend Report Episode
01:12:38 Locating Elliot's Burnout
01:20:31 Laughing at the Old Intro Gag
01:27:19 Watching the Comeback Trailer
01:36:52 Song of the Week
01:38:59 Font of the Week
01:39:12 Elliot of the Week
01:39:31 #kellitosaidso
01:42:32 Outro

this is a fun collaborative youtube channel, and you never have more fun then playing games. specifically graphic design games, and even more specifically the bézier game, everyone's favourite game.

Challenge Link: https://dialed.gg/color?c=9RX6MA

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this is episode 77 of kelliot! designers who care.
with @KelLauren and @elliotisacoolguyTV

the kelliot song of the week:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/67v3FKFpGpEB9zWdOf4Nrv?si=95af5b662bbf4c1b

the kelliot font of the week:
https://fonts.adobe.com/fonts/big-caslon

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CHAPTERS:
00:00 Post and Delete the App
00:25 What Episode is This?
02:57 Colorfle Easy
05:57 Colorfle Hard
11:21 HSL Color Game Kel
16:22 HSL Color Game Elliot
20:27 Color Multiplayer
25:25 Color Community Challenge
29:14 Color Wheel Elliot
36:30 Color Wheel Kel
43:15 The Bézier Game Elliot
49:29 The Bézier Game Elliot
54:14 The Bézier Game Elliot PTP
58:44 Pixactly Elliot
01:03:45 Pixactly Kel
01:11:22 The Pen Tool Pervert Strikes Again
01:12:38 Song of the Week
01:13:49 Font of the Week
01:15:42 #kellitosaidso
01:18:24 Outro

this week we summon kelliot nation to participate in another "COMMUNITY POSTER" (echo echo echo). it's a stinky one, a smelly one, it's green apple vape lingering on shag seat covers under the hot australian summer sun. pick a scent, pick a color, design a little doodad.

Submission Deadline: June 22nd, 2026, 11:59pm EST

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this is episode 76 of kelliot! designers who care.
with @KelLauren and @elliotisacoolguyTV

the kelliot song of the week:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/67v3FKFpGpEB9zWdOf4Nrv?si=95af5b662bbf4c1b

the kelliot font of the week:
https://font.download/font/windsor-pro

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CHAPTERS:
00:00 Peeing in the Pool
00:41 Spy on your Neighbours PSA
04:04 What Are We Doing Today?
07:39 Elliot's Trauma
10:29 Back To Explaining the Episode
15:06 The Gang Rattles off Scents
20:11 Kel Demo's How To Make the Mockup
24:17 Start that Timer, Begin Ideation (60mins)
33:14 Kel & Elliot Start Designing
40:38 Elliot Confronts the Pen Tool
49:05 Kel is on an Audiobook Rampage
57:52 The Kelliot 2025 Year in Designs Post?
01:00:43 Remembering the PS Tools Bracket Winner
01:07:59 Office Stink
01:16:57 Kel's Finishing Touches
01:26:00 Design Reveals
01:34:11 Song of the Week
01:35:23 Font of the Week
01:36:17 #kellitosaidso
01:38:02 Outro

it feels like only two days ago we we're designing NBA final posters, the passage of time is a funny thing. please ignore the saxophones as we have things to share with you. specifically inspiring things, and maybe some cursed things. probably some cursed things...

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this is episode 75 of kelliot! designers who care.
with @KelLauren and @elliotisacoolguyTV

the kelliot song of the week:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/67v3FKFpGpEB9zWdOf4Nrv?si=95af5b662bbf4c1b

the kelliot font of the week:
https://font.download/font/univers

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CHAPTERS:
00:00 French Pin Theory
2:00 One Small Pin on The Kelliot Podcast
05:12 The NBA is Making Me Tired
09:35 Speaking of Carrying (Intro)
11:15 Peaky Blinders Side Quest
17:13 Seamlessly Back On-Track
20:15 The Race to 100k (Likes)
23:19 A Great Reel & Cool Musical Instrument ⁨@ChuckSutton⁩
30:35 An Erie Animation @conor_kehelly_art
34:48 Family Crest Swag
39:20 A Sick Comedy Poster ⁨ ⁨@Haleyuka⁩
43:41 Playlist Cover Art @mira__joyce
45:00 Ableton Billards ⁨@littlescalemusic⁩
47:28 A Fox in the Podcast Studio @mrharryhill
50:25 Incredible Logo Animation @annam.lls
52:41 An Elite Album Cover @alexis_jamet
56:23 Print Gocco Riso Machine @jenwurbanart
59:17 DIY Cyanotype @shewandersphotography
01:03:30 From the HoF Folder
01:05:58 A Multi-Purpose Snowglobe
01:08:18 The Incredible Talent of Mike Carney
01:23:11 The Fountain & Moneyman Koons
01:29:33 Song of the Week
01:30:58 Font of the Week
01:31:55 #kellitosaidso
01:33:11 Outro

shut up and dribble but it's shut up and use your drawing pad. it's more ammo for the "kelliot is a basketball podcast" discourse.

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this is episode 74 of kelliot! designers who care.
with @KelLauren and @elliotisacoolguyTV

the kelliot song of the week:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/67v3FKFpGpEB9zWdOf4Nrv?si=95af5b662bbf4c1b

the kelliot font of the week:
https://www.dafont.com/college.font

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CHAPTERS:
00:00 I Love It's Features
01:33 Elliot Show N' Tell
05:30 Comedy is Legal
08:37 Bald Cap Discourse
11:16 Elliot is for Lovers (Confirmed)
15:50 What Are We Doing Today? (Intro)
24:25 Timer Starts in 3...2...1...
44:58 Kel & Elliot Really Lock-In
01:09:34 Bonus Time?
01:22:05 Design Showcase
01:34:47 Song of the Week
01:37:06 Font of the Week
01:39:02 #kellitosaidso
01:40:50 Outro

kelliot is back in the herman miller, tablets in hand to give you a slight riff on our much beloved asset dump format. it's cards, but not holiday ones.

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this is episode 73 of kelliot! designers who care.
with @KelLauren and @elliotisacoolguyTV

the kelliot song of the week:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/67v3FKFpGpEB9zWdOf4Nrv?si=95af5b662bbf4c1b

the kelliot font of the week:
https://fonts.google.com/specimen/MuseoModerno?preview.script=Latn

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CHAPTERS:
00:00 The Roast of Elliot Ulm
01:02 Cocomelon for Graphic Design
02:45 A Guy Called Tjs52134
07:15 "Why don't you do the intro?" (Intro)
08:45 "Hey Kel, what are we doing today?"
12:55 Elliot Copy Presentation
16:43 Kel Asset Presentation
24:13 #kelliotsaidso EARLY?
29:49 Designing Starts
33:03 Kelliot the Musical (New Song)
40:03 Elliot Asks for a "time-check"
45:23 Kel is Going on a Trip
52:04 New Trump Sound
56:31 A Brief Intermission
01:00:25 Kel Actually Does Watch TV
01:12:28 Kel's Clairvoyant Grandma
01:15:23 Kel's Substack Article (45mins Ended)
01:24:14 The Intentional Addictiveness of Ai (Jared Rant)
01:32:45 Sharing Our Designs
01:38:27 Shall We Wrap It Up?
01:41:01 Song of the Week
01:45:52 Font of the Week
01:46:44 Outro