Your Daughter Wouldn’t Enjoy It
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Kelsey from Cleveland writes in because her seven-year-old daughter was the only child in her entire class not invited to a birthday party. The only one. When she asked the other mother what happened, the answer was: "oh, I just thought your daughter wouldn't enjoy it."
Sweetheart. She wouldn't enjoy it because you made damn sure of it.
Joseph gets into grade-school social politics, where seven-year-olds are vetted for guest lists harder than intelligence recruits and the mothers running it have less self-awareness than a reality star three martinis deep. Plus a tribute to Terry the crossing guard, who sees more drama before 8:45am than the entire cast of any Housewives franchise and does it in a reflective vest.
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