How to poop in the woods, professionally.

How do you poop in the woods — professionally? Shawnté Salabert knows. Host of the Gear Abby outdoor podcast, and living proof you can bury the lede — literally. She walks us through the whole business: bidets, Kula cloths, WAG bags, and the Cadillac of backcountry hygiene.

It all started when I found a Gucci sweatshirt at Goodwill.

Amanda Samuel started collecting vintage at 16, doing community service at a Long Island Goodwill — where she found a Gucci sweatshirt in a garbage bag for $5. Twenty-four years later, she can date a garment by touching the zipper. This week: side seams, invisible zippers, pinking shears, and how to read a piece of clothing like a book.

I went to a hypnotherapist to get past my gag reflex.

What’s the Venn diagram between endurance sports and competitive eating? Yasir Salem and the Tour de Donut. Yes, this exists — and Yasir tells us about ultramarathons, the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest qualifier, and the gag-reflex hypnotherapy that made it all possible.

My glute rep precedes me.

Suzy Hotrod on 20 years with Gotham Girls Roller Derby — the strategy, the bruises, the early-aughts bar-worker resurgence, and the community that made her give it everything.

The croissant is my Moby Dick. Erica Fair on twenty years of chasing gluten-free baked goods that don’t taste like sad cardboard — the flours that work, the croissant she can’t crack, and why she’ll occasionally gluten herself just to remember what a cinnamon roll is supposed to taste like.

I don’t know who I am when I start talking about Tetris.

D’LOURDES on Tetris — the iconic game she fell into at a Barcade, the ridiculous international licensing saga that played out behind it (three men, one Soviet government office, no signed contracts), and why fitting blocks into place is the closest she gets to peace.

A subculture that will kick your ass and melt your cold heart. Joshua “Tex” Teixeira on emocore — how a 1985 DC hardcore offshoot nobody meant to name became a lifelong treasure hunt for impossibly rare 7-inches, hand-made packaging, and a scene built on belonging.