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• We've Finally MADE IT!! Episode #56 was banned lol
• Kash is now a children's book author... it gets better

• "GOY Beam" *apparently NOT a real thing*

• We figured it out!! The WAR with IRAN is going to enter in Project Blue Beam!
• GLP1 will ruin Valentines for you, trust me bro.

• and more...

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• Need to distract from the Files... Start a War with Iran!
• Inter-dimensional Visitors are real, but also act as another great distraction.
• Jewish Space Lasers are so last year... Enter, the "GOY Beam"!!! (Global Obliteration Yield Beam) *its a real thing*
• Bibi got the "KEYS" to The WHITE HOUSE?! WTF

• and more...

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• Bad Bunny...Thoughts?!
• Epstein Files keep delivering
• MK-84 "Hammer", trust us, look it up
• Everything is still Fake & Gay
• Pam Bondi's a "Fuckin' Looozah"

• and more...

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• So many "Files", So little Arrests
• Trump kills puppies, wears diapers and shits himself uncontrollably
• It's ALL a Show... fun fact, did you know that Jeffrey Epstein won the lottery??
• The mentally challenged, blue-haired crossdressers are out ICEing ICE

• and more...

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• Save the YOUTH...Homeschool your Kids!
• Minnesota has issues
• You vehicle WILL have a Gov.-Controlled kill switch
• TikTok's time ran out
• Oxford has the first 15 min city, but doesn't want to call it a 15 min city, while it still flexes its 15 min cityness.
• Pizza Cutter Heist

• and more...

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• Trump is ditching NATO, taking Greenland and makes a new 'NATO' call the "Board of Peace"
• Do Somalians have the knowhow to pull off a heist this big?! (combined brain power=IQof68 - according to Bert)
• Is Charlie Kirk living in OUTERSPACE?
• There's no reason we can't have NO Income Tax

• and more...

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• The time of the Super Soldier is here
• We need to treat Greenland like our bottom bitch so they love us
• War Powers Act shot down in Senate so Trump can continue invade wherever he wants *sholder shrug emoji*
• Luke still wants his money...

• and more...

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