You get to a point in life where you upgrade from "young and reckless" to "old and comfortable."

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One minute you're young and fun and the next you're turning down the radio in your car to park.

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Home alone expectations is party, party, but reality is peeing with the door open.

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While intelligence is becoming artificial, stupidity will always remain original.

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When a woman says, "What" it's not because she didn't hear you, she's simply giving you a chance to change the stupid shit you just said.

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George Washington is the only president who didn't blame the previous administration.

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Life always offers you a second chance, it's called tomorrow; unless today is more of a limited time offer.

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I'm looking to downgrade my adult subscription- preferly to the Nap & Snack plan.

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