In this exciting episode of Wholesome Addiction we are off to the races. Not the Ponies and sadly not F1, nope, sperm racing. Not kidding in the slightest it is, in fact, racing squigglers under a microscope. We also talk Jessica Simpson and some other topics but really guys the show has team sperm on a ractrack, what more do you need to know?

We are learning things on the cast today. Jake would not save Ferris, Sean still thinks Mia Sara is hot and Beef has a deep voice. Okay, thought you knew all that? Sure, so we also cover Susan Sarandons daughters breast reduction. This and more on this weeks show!

Join us for an exclusive look at what Beef and Rita sound like coming to you from a camper in the middle of the woods! Yep, its close to what they always sound like just with more upsidedown pineapple. We know you can't wait and neither can we!

Hey, we sometimes do what we said we'd do. This isn't one of those times but we did try. Bear with us we are getting it done. Also we talk boobs and sex and stuff.

At the intersection of old and crazy lived a podcast. It was brave and true and totally ready to throw down. In this case we did so talking about perfume a crazy boob tattoo lady and, of course, John Wick. Yep, you didn't ask for this but we did it anyway because - you're welcome.

I did wind up grabbing Jake's backup this week but we have already recorded 613 and it sounds fine so we did work it out. That said, what I can promise this time out is a lot of audio - that and Sean and Jake have a bit of a breeding kink - who knew?

Oh yay though I walk through the valley of the shadow of massage, I will fear no lotion. Join us, weary travellers as we find the the nice ladies who used to take care of Sean are now famous on Tik Tok - also the police were there.

Look, I think it's apparent by now that there are no brakes on this train. I mean, sure, was Sean muted for the first 15 seconds? Yeah he was. But its that kind of charm that makes us who we are. Ever think you'd like to put a baby in your girlfriends mom? We cover some news on someone who did, plus is girlfriend.