A grab bag of woke panics this week, and Lydia has receipts for all of them. Seattle's interim police chief said "trigger pullers" at a press conference, and conservative media decided this was a brand new woke euphemism. You sure about that? Then: Nike fell out of the S&P 100 and everyone is blaming DEI. What does the actual JP Morgan analysis say? What does a brand-new study on "go woke, go broke" say? What does Steven Crowder say? And finally, Florida brought back the "Gator Bait" chant, a YouTuber said the history is fake, and Thomas has thoughts about institutional cowardice.

Sources:

• ATF press release: Montana Baronet "trigger puller" Baltimore gang prosecution (U.S. Department of Justice / ATF)

• CNN: ATF use of "trigger puller" as repeat-offender category (2018)

• Nike Annual Report (2026)

• Markets Do Not Punish Firms for Maintaining DEI (Folsz & Grumbach, 8/14/2026)

• Jim Crow Museum at Ferris State University: "Gator Bait" materials

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Jordan Peterson wrote a very long article for The Telegraph about climate change. He has a study. Well, sort of. He has a reference to a study that he didn't bother to link, that doesn't say what he claims it says, and whose own authors explicitly warned against the exact conclusions he's drawing. Thomas and Lydia dig into the actual paper so you don't have to, and the gap between what Peterson claims and what the research found is, let's say, notable.

Sources:

• Jordan Peterson, "Net Zero Alarmism Is a Mental Illness" (The Telegraph, 2025)

• Jordan Peterson, climate article referenced in episode (The Telegraph)

• "Understanding Left-Wing Authoritarianism: Relations to the Dark Personality Traits, Altruism and Social Justice Commitment" (Crispins & Bertrams, Current Psychology, 2023)

• "Higher Narcissism Is Associated with Greater Involvement in Feminist Activism" (Crispins & Bertrams)

• Will Self response piece debunking Peterson's climate article

• NASA: Global Surface Temperature Record

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Jordan Peterson is back, sort of. He hasn't been on camera or a microphone, but he has been writing, and his big return piece for The Telegraph is... a lot. He set his sights on "Climate Catastrophism" and barfed the usual 40 page manifesto. Lydia digs into the claims, the creative use of the medieval warm period, and why The Telegraph keeps running so much climate skepticism. Turns out there's a whole network behind that, and it's worth knowing about.

Sources:

• Climate Change is Real and the Right Needs to Get Serious About It (Tim Stanley, The Telegraph)
• Climate catastrophism is a leftist weapon to destroy capitalism (Jordan Peterson, The Telegraph)
• UK Ministry of Housing: Air Conditioning Press Release (Ministry of Housing, Communities and Local Government)
• DeSmog Telegraph Climate Coverage Audit (DeSmog)
• Global Warming Policy Foundation
• Who Funds You Transparency Index: 55 Tufton Street (Open Democracy)
• BP North Sea Business Sale

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