In this Episode We talk about being past Labor Day, Amanda starting to like fall more than summer, whether retirement homes are actually depressing or secretly a great time, the difference between a retirement community and a nursing home, Amanda’s great aunt who stole jewelry in her nursing home, her nanny who never cursed once until Alzheimer’s, the railroad worker who survived a spike through the head, the guy who filled a microwave with cement around his own head, a man who didn’t feel a pole go through his skull, the Vine of the guy who got a dart in the forehead, how people survive the impossible and then die tripping on the stairs, smokers who live to a hundred, the man who never bathed and died after he finally did, a college friend who stank so bad you could smell his whole hallway, what it would be like to see smells, why hygiene is the hardest truth to tell a friend, whether cancer has a smell, how heavy you’d let yourself get if it couldn’t hurt you, going full Nikocado and monetizing it, how expensive fast food has gotten, a fourteen dollar Raising Cane’s combo, what an iPhone actually costs to make, brand loyalty, Gen Z going analog, and deleting social media off your phone.

In this Episode We talk about it officially being September, the summer going by too fast, Amanda not making it to the beach once, Andrew handing Amanda his orange instead of a microphone, Andrew's trip to Rhode Island and Amanda's trip to Aruba, the McDonald's wedding, the worst places to get proposed to, people proposing at someone else's wedding or bar mitzvah, the one scenario where Amanda would allow it, how weddings and money bring out jealousy, how nobody can afford a house anymore, the mansions in Rhode Island, squatters, a storefront full of umbrellas with a cow out front that turned out to be a dog, Andrew's rock and brick collection, Andrew and his mom getting caught taking rocks from what looked like abandoned land and a man blocking them in and threatening to call the police, truckers leaving jugs of pee on the side of the road, Amanda's Twitch streams, GTA 6 and the TikTok panic about boyfriends dating Lucia, GTA roleplay servers, and acting out a traffic stop that ends with Andrew revealing he's the rock cop.

In this Episode we talk about who our ideal sponsor would be, doing a fake ad read for the Chili's triple dipper, doing another one for NASA complete with a word from Buzz Aldrin, whether we'd actually go to space, leaving a legacy versus exploding in a rocket, the teacher who died on the shuttle, Sally Ride being asked if a hundred tampons was enough for a six day flight, Amanda thinking she was pregnant recently, being scared of what pregnancy does to your body, scheduled C-sections versus natural birth, how big an epidural needle is, what surrogacy costs in New York and how you get matched, IVF and frozen embryos, what an umbilical cord actually does and both of us thinking it was basically an esophagus, midwives and home births, the woman on TikTok who won't see a doctor while pregnant, the woman who faked a pregnancy with a doll, people who keep reborn dolls after a loss and when grief turns into delusion, the egg baby project in middle school and having shared custody of an egg, why every kid wants to be a teacher, whether children should get apprenticeships, being forced to pick a career at eighteen before your frontal lobe is done, whether going back to school is worth the years, plumbers and underwater welders and air traffic controllers, a brick contractor with a beautiful house, and trying to name one single person who genuinely loves their job.