In this Episode we talk about her mystery ear clog sending her down a WebMD spiral, my own ear infection history and a fake nine-month countdown to imaginary childbirth, that time I convinced myself I had male breast cancer from a bully's nipple flicks, the neighborhood hearse restoration guy, my traumatic winter camp story about a counselor who punished any talking with forced nursery rhyme singalongs, finding actual bones on an abandoned playground as a kid, a full ranking of the worst theme park rides (the zipper will end you), and a definitive top five fair foods featuring millennium fries and deep fried Oreos.

In this Episode we talk about our terrible taste in music, building summer playlists (and wedding playlist secrets Amanda won't share), the choreographed Snapchat dances from our old daily-video days, Amanda's $14,000 Amazon habit, her surprise 400-viewer TikTok stream, forgotten mushroom gummies and paranoia-inducing weed math, an old Spanish CD we found on our walk, summer goals (Amanda's attempting a cartwheel for the first time since childhood), the entire rise and fall of the BBL, Clavicular's disastrous nose job, and a deep dive into the horrifying but true fact that our drinking water carries trace amounts of everyone's medication — including, allegedly, Abraham Lincoln's piss.

In this Episode it's just me and Amanda (Kyle texted in but didn't make the cut) and we talk about Amanda's $600 Mew Mews, whether this podcast will ever pay real money, the new "wish gone wrong" horror flick and the discourse trying to make it something darker than it is, Sydney Sweeney's questionable range and her OnlyFans detour, nearly getting flattened saving a gaggle of baby geese, the streamer who green-screened her own feet to farm views, a mystery piss can that may or may not have ruined Amanda's sock, and a hypothetical that spirals into picking our dream historical roommates, ending with MLK doing bedtime speeches and the Kellogg's guy guarding the cereal.