Well, babes… surprise! Due to life being a chaotic slut, this is accidentally the Season 3 finale. Not planned, not mentioned, not even thought through — which feels quite on brand, really. But don’t worry, we go out in classic WWDD style: absolute chaos, deep philosophical musings (like how many blowjobs you'd need to give before you die), tales of flea-infested flats, 90s TV nostalgia, and heartfelt gushing over lamb roasts and Victoria sponges.

Davina’s still scratching, Dominic’s still drinking, and Denise? She’s probably sucking off someone called Barry behind a bins at B&Q.

We also shout out our marathon-running legend Claire, and we’ve done the maths (badly) to make sure this episode keeps her going across the finish line. We’re proud of you, babes — keep running and ignore the smell of McDonald’s.

We’ll be back soon(ish). Probably. Maybe. No promises. Fuck it. Season 4 coming when it comes, alright?

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Another week, another episode of What Would Denise Do? – and babes, this one's juicier than a wet flannel in a Shagaluf foam party. Deyonce's back from their holibobs and gives us the full rundown: sunbeds, MAGA maniacs, French Canadians discovering heat for the first time, and the spiritual journey of all-inclusive rum. Meanwhile, Davina's trying to remember if he’s in 2001 or just stuck in the queue for Bridget Jones 4. We talk sunbed strategy, Stanley Cups, and the exact science of being pretty.

Plus: ghost stories (kinda), Bridget Jones nostalgia, towels getting nicked, and an in-depth analysis of hair that just won’t move no matter how chlorinated the pool. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, it’s us. Oh, and Denise makes an appearance… naturally.

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Buckle up for a wild, laugh-out-loud ride through the beautifully chaotic, utterly ridiculous, and occasionally catastrophic moments of everyday life! From gym-induced near-death experiences and kitchen experiments gone explosively wrong to questionable road trip decisions and the eternal war over the correct way to eat a scone, this collection of stories is a full-throttle celebration of life’s absurdity. Whether it’s surviving the horrors of dating apps, embracing the madness of Kate Bush Day, or discovering new and innovative ways to embarrass oneself in public, one thing’s for sure—normal is boring, and disaster makes for a much better story.