"One, two, three... Of course you're all here to listen to this podcast, it’s the TOWAH!" -Arnold Schwarzenegger playing a British man. That's just a taste of the incredible writing and witty dialogue you can expect us to discuss in this week's episode of the 2019 fantasy adventure film, The Iron Mask. Our panel discusses the many titles this movie was supposed to have, the many strange and unfinished plots forced into this movie's 'tight' 124 minutes, the bizarre use of ADR, Schwarzenegger's bromance with Jackie Chan, and the magical way this movie brought Russia and China together... sort of. So strap in, bring your cartography table, and try to help us map out this disaster of a movie!

Host: Sebastian Szollos

Contestants: Alex Hutchinson, Mo McGee, Brendan McMahon

"Pod-Weep-Gra-Na-Weep-Ninnybong" That's the universal greeting. Next we offer you a little energon goodie. This week our contestants find out who killed the Transformers, and why. We discuss the early (better?) drafts of this movie, how trains work in space, who's head gets replaced by a twelve year old boy, and whether or not [SPOILER] ever comes back. First we crack the shell, then we crack the nuts inside!

Link to Chris McFeely's Youtube for the lore.

Daniel Warren Johnson's Instagram who (according to our host) wrote the best Transformers story in recent history

Host: Vince Nigito

Contestants: Chris Brockway, Mary Brownlee, Sam Martin

“You mustn't take the word "podcast" too literally. It's an adaptation of Ipod and broadcast, meaning a radio show played on an MP3 player. No, the common podcast was not always the lowly creature it is today.” That Dionin sure is a great big phallu... *cough” pal to us! Pour yourself a sherry, enjoy a nice relaxing game of Snakes and Ladders and listen in as our contestants navigate the world of snake cults, ancient Roman worm gods and scariest of all, bagpipes!

Host: Steve Goff

Contestants: John Guest, Eric Liszewski, Mark Nessel

[Editors Note: Due to some technical errors, some audio was lost before the first round of the game]

"Do you think it's alright to leave the boy with this podcast?" Yes, we think it's alright, but judge for yourself as we go on the amazing journey of Ken Russell's gonzo adaptation of The Who's rock opera. Our contestants are grilled on the psychedelic visuals, mind-bending lyrics, and crazy cameos. Strap-on your oversized stilt boots, set your television to explode, and brace yourself for the golden tones of Oliver Reed and Jack Nicholson in glorious Qunitaphonic sound!

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Host: J. Michael DeAngelis

Contestants: Jillian Ivey, Mylene Kerschner, Bob Killion

"It's obvious to this country girl that you're an A-number one podcasting freak." It's good to be back home! This week we check out a movie very close to our hearts and addresses. Our contestants talk about some Philadelphia landmarks and businesses featured in the film, how cool and fun Hollywood is, the different window displays and of course the office romance between a man and a mannequin. Hop on the Broad line and we'll see you in center city.

Host: Mark Nessel

Contestants: Steve Goff, Mo McGee, Marlaina Stuve

“Vaya con Dios.” Go with God. Gods gonna sit this podcast out. Join us on the podcast this week as we discuss one of the many iterations of Frank Castle as the Punisher. Hear us talk about the movies connection to the comics, the practical effects (and injuries), and all that Tampa has to offer. Kick back, relax, move around some fire hydrants, and enjoy some casual violence.

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Host: Mo McGee

Contestants: Noel Bartocci, Steve Goff, Bob Killion

"I beg your pardon! I'm a state of the art, top of the line podcast unit put here as a courtesy replacement for while you're away. Lucky me...wait a minute, what are you doing back??" Greetings, listeners! This week, our contestants fire at The Last Starfighter, a movie that's somehow both a war in the stars (cash grab, anyone?) and a sitcom set in a trailer park. We go over great lines from Centauri, Grig, and Louis. We discuss the goofs and try to explain things that the movie didn't. Finally, you bet your asteroids we talk about the CGI. Get ready, prepare for blast off!

The Last Starfighter - A New Musical - Off Off Broadway Cast Recording

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Host: John Guest

Contestants: J. Michael DeAngelis, John Dowgin, Steve Goff

"Excuse me... I just wanted to ask a question. What does God need with a podcast?" This week on the pod, we are boldly going where some might say they never should have gone—Star Trek V: The Final Frontier. Our contestants talk through the crew's recreation habits, a myriad of malfunctioning mechanisms, and plot holes you could fly the Enterprise through. Join us on our quest to the center of the galaxy! Feel free to get excited but please... not in front of the Klingons.

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Host: Bob Killion

Contestants: J. Michael DeAngelis, Chris Klaniecki, Shannon Perry