"One, two, three... Of course you're all here to listen to this podcast, it’s the TOWAH!" -Arnold Schwarzenegger playing a British man. That's just a taste of the incredible writing and witty dialogue you can expect us to discuss in this week's episode of the 2019 fantasy adventure film, The Iron Mask. Our panel discusses the many titles this movie was supposed to have, the many strange and unfinished plots forced into this movie's 'tight' 124 minutes, the bizarre use of ADR, Schwarzenegger's bromance with Jackie Chan, and the magical way this movie brought Russia and China together... sort of. So strap in, bring your cartography table, and try to help us map out this disaster of a movie!

Host: Sebastian Szollos

Contestants: Alex Hutchinson, Mo McGee, Brendan McMahon

"Pod-Weep-Gra-Na-Weep-Ninnybong" That's the universal greeting. Next we offer you a little energon goodie. This week our contestants find out who killed the Transformers, and why. We discuss the early (better?) drafts of this movie, how trains work in space, who's head gets replaced by a twelve year old boy, and whether or not [SPOILER] ever comes back. First we crack the shell, then we crack the nuts inside!

Link to Chris McFeely's Youtube for the lore.

Daniel Warren Johnson's Instagram who (according to our host) wrote the best Transformers story in recent history

Host: Vince Nigito

Contestants: Chris Brockway, Mary Brownlee, Sam Martin

“You mustn't take the word "podcast" too literally. It's an adaptation of Ipod and broadcast, meaning a radio show played on an MP3 player. No, the common podcast was not always the lowly creature it is today.” That Dionin sure is a great big phallu... *cough” pal to us! Pour yourself a sherry, enjoy a nice relaxing game of Snakes and Ladders and listen in as our contestants navigate the world of snake cults, ancient Roman worm gods and scariest of all, bagpipes!

Host: Steve Goff

Contestants: John Guest, Eric Liszewski, Mark Nessel

[Editors Note: Due to some technical errors, some audio was lost before the first round of the game]