What are we doing?

A $6 "small" Blizzard.

A billboard near a prison telling you not to pick up hitchhikers.

A self-checkout screen asking you to round up for charity after you just did the cashier's job for free.

In the first episode of This Is David Young (formerly The Underlayer), David explains the new name, why the show is going mostly solo, and what's coming next: observational humor, sports, and a little motivation.

Then it's straight into the Dairy Queen math.

From there, a road trip turns into a billboard review. One sign advises against picking up hitchhikers.

Another sells the Marines on fighting to win, which sounds tough until you start wondering what the other branches are going for.

We close at the grocery store, where picking the shorter line somehow guarantees chaos, loyalty cards aren't quite the deal they claim to be, and self-checkout always has one more favor to ask.

Topics:

• Dairy Queen Blizzard pricing, shrinkflation, and the markup math
• Billboards with unintended comedy, from hitchhiker warnings to the Marines' slogan
• Why the shorter checkout line is always a trap
• The truth about grocery store loyalty cards
• Self-checkout, rounding up, and being asked for one more thing

If this episode made you laugh (or mad about ice cream prices), follow the show, share it with a friend, and leave a review with your most ridiculous checkout story.

David's YouTube Channel: www.youtube.com/@this_is_david_young

David's LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/david-young-mba-indy/

David's IG: https://instagram.com/thisisdavidyoung