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Greg’s weather app says the rain is somewhere else. The lake forming in the Lowe’s parking lot says otherwise.

This week, Andy and Greg wait out a sideways Indiana downpour, compare weather apps with an 80-year-old woman, debate whether paying someone $118 to assemble one IKEA cabinet is money well spent, and discover that apparently Greg’s tremor bothers Keely considerably more than it bothers Greg.

Then Andy brings out the papers.

According to some extremely official-looking emails, he may be entitled to millions of dollars, a truck—or possibly several trucks—currently being held for him in the White House storage room.

Yes. The White House.

There are also high-diving horses, floating stages, questionable games involving knives, pizza-fueled cabinet construction, and the important realization that when someone promises you funds and trucks, you should probably start spending immediately.

It’s Episode 97 of Welcome to the Suburbs with Andy and Greg.

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Record flooding, flash flood warnings, an emergency Airbnb booking, and a roasted-corn-stand employee named Uncle Stevie. Just another quiet week in Indiana.

Andy and Greg kick off Episode 96 with the relentless Midwest rain and historic flooding that forced residents of Rocky Ripple to evacuate. One displaced couple made a 1:30 a.m. instant booking at Greg’s Airbnb—only to spend the night sleeping in their car when Greg slept through the notification. Which raises an uncomfortable question: Do they get a refund?

Then it’s off to the Indiana State Fair, where a disagreement over giving away free roasted corn allegedly escalated into a stabbing involving a box cutter, an ankle monitor, a SWAT team and a suspect hiding in an attic. Naturally, Andy and Greg find several important questions left unanswered by the official account—including whether glazed donuts should ever be used as hamburger buns.

Along the way: 100-year floods, biblical rain, Civil Defense drills, Tony Romo, Peyton Manning, State Fair food, criminal mischief and the rapidly approaching

Welcome to the Suburbs with Andy and Greg — finding the funny in everyday suburban life, one questionable decision at a time.

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What starts with a handful of quarters somehow ends with Greg digging through county records to determine who actually owns a neighborhood easement. Welcome to the Suburbs.

Andy and Greg kick things off with the surprisingly high cost of doing laundry at a laundromat, why Greg apparently needs a pillowcase to haul around his change, and the questionable clientele keeping him company while he washes everything at Rosslyn Retreat.

Then we head to the lake, where Greg puts on his HOA president crown—still no scepter—and introduces Andy to an ongoing neighborhood saga involving chainsaws, police calls, grass seed, Roundup, a community easement, an Audi attempting to launch a jet ski, and neighbors who believe the rules may apply primarily to other

When someone claims the county owns the neighborhood easement, Greg does what any perfectly normal HOA president would do: takes G-Dog for a car ride and heads to the county recorder’s office. There, an original 1949 plat, a giant dusty book and a guy named Tony finally settle the question.

It’s suburban life at its finest: laundry, neighbors, property disputes and just enough local government to make everyone uncomfortable.

Welcome to the Suburbs with Andy and Greg — laughter is contagious. Help us spread it by telling a friend.

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