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An old explorer's hardest challenge, Jaws is happening for real and I was right about Pop Idol...

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The woes of Ed Sheeran, two "days of the..." and a pivotal song in my career...

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Sorry for the delay, but we're back now... Possible James Bond announcement, the death (and rebirth) of Britain's OTHER greatest heroes, and Nadine Dorries can STILL f**k off...

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The Fringe is over, sad farewell(s), noisy phone idiots and Eurovision might be a bit quiet next year...

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Still up in Edinburgh, still struggling vocally, still holding up... meanwhile undiscovered tribes in the Amazon (not in Amazon), shuffled sperm, dodgy eggs and North Korea getting the arse again...

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Up in Edinburgh, digging up songs about self-regulating migrant crises, moon disasters, Refrom being hoist on their own Tiny Englander petard and RFK Jr finally listening to his brainworm...

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Anti-social cavemen (hard relate), the return of apprenticeships, and it's the end... but has the moment been prepared for...?

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The World Cup is over, everyone is glad Argentina lost, the Clacton by-election looms...

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