Put on your sunglasses because it’s time to get liquored up, oiled down, and racist. We’re taking a trip to the Transformers “Bayverse” starting with the first one.

Mucking about with stupid questions and hypotheticals involving bugs, space, misogyny, and even someone’s mom who really needs a better therapist.

Of the many tropes involving LGBTQIA+ themes, we discuss some of the most popular and potentially harmful ones.

Using an arbitrary list of cryptids and/or creatures from folklore, we discuss which sexual orientation each one falls under and which LGBTQ+ group would claim them as a champion. Does that sound convoluted? Everyone else seemed to think so and said that behind my back and also to my face, but I’ll do whatever I want.

Rachel has become very interested in the art of improvised DIY fleshlights, but we also talk about other things too I guess like peaking in highschool.

We’re reviewing Genesis Owusu's latest album and both agree it's worth listening to.

You should definitely just watch Dust Bunny instead of listening to this episode. Or, listen to this episode after watching it.

What makes a successful advice show? No, I’m genuinely asking. There are advice questions that we answer in this episode, but I don’t know if they qualify as advice or successful. Please send me your tips on ICQ.