Bah weep graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong! We’ve reached the finish line of this Transformers series with the classic The Transformers: The Movie.

Hey, Transformers: Rise of the Beasts is the best live action Transformers movie and I’m tired of the slander. Is it a good movie? Eh…but the bar for quality in Transformers live action movies is in the basement.

Bumblebee is a pretty good movie. It has characters with growth. There’s some plot. Decent action scenes. Sure, it feels like a great movie after five weeks of Michael Bay movies, but in reality it’s just okay. Watch Spider-Man Brand New Day.

Let’s just get through this. We watched Transformers 5: The Last Knight. Actually, there were a ton of knights in this so the title itself is nonsense. Maybe this Michael Bay fellow doesn’t know what he’s doing…

The answer is complicated, but also yes it’s way way worse. Transformers: Age of Extinction made more money than you and I will probably ever see in our lifetime and it’s not because it’s one of those “so bad it’s good” kind of movies like Madame Web was.

This movie made a billion dollars and I just want to know how that happened. It’s the most entertaining so far, depending on who you ask, which wasn’t Rachel.

I’m already exhausted from doing these. We’re on Revenge of the Fallen now which is a very bad movie and you should just skip it in the event you’re somehow following along with us on this journey. It’s more army, more racism, and more messy plot.

Put on your sunglasses because it’s time to get liquored up, oiled down, and racist. We’re taking a trip to the Transformers “Bayverse” starting with the first one.