Technical Difficulties be damned!

Look, folks. Brock and Brian admittedly recorded this entire podcast episode before they discovered that Brock's microphone and Brian's computer were deciding to be real Farquaads, just Farqin' around.

They chose to edit the heck out of and release this episode, because they didn't want to deny the people the experience of watching and reviewing 2001's Animated Classic, Shrek!

Before that, the boys get handy, they draft some greenery, and chew the scenery.

Try and enjoy. Please? For us?

Which Carpenter? Which Son? You'll have to tune in to find out!

Brock and Brian make some amends, corrections, and confessions. They take communion in each other's warm banter. They...perform other rituals, like drafting Cookies.

And then they talk about Nic Cage's 2026 smash hit psychological thriller The Carpenter's Son. Will Nic try an Arabic accent? Or even British, since everyone back in those days was British? Will he overpronounce "Satan"? God only knows. And only God knows.

Let's Get Into It, in the Biblical sense.

Bang Bang Into Your Hearts.

Wait a minute. Let me take you there.

Bri Gun The Gun's Gun and Brocked and Bro-ded saddled up and wartched them some 2025 Gunslingers action. There were guns. There were slingers. We're almost caught up to Nic's full oeuvre.

Speaking of oeuvres, Brian wants to get horny about space. Nothing like talkin' bout a vast, infinite, ever-expanding unit to get the juices flowing.

Speaking of flowing juices, the boys draft Rainy Day activities.

Now take 5 paces and draw, you son of a gun.