In which I recall the long hot summer of 2026 and why itgood to have a hot tub especially if you don’t heat it up. Why it is not good to leave a spiky child’s toy at the bottom when sitting down fast, and how some people can stay in cold water forever.

A thought about tattoos as no one was wearing very much inthe heat. What and why people have tattoos and what I should get if I ever got around to having one.

Summer ice cream. Comparing ice cream from my childhood to the weird and wonderful flavours available today.

The joys of solar panels. How we enjoyed staring at the Appas we made and used electricity, and why we lived on cake in the hottest monthsof the year.

In which I say hello and introduce the concept of this podcast.

I have a severe muscle wasting disease that limits my world to about four places I can sit, one of which is my powerchair. This podcast describes my whimsical take on the world sited on my bum.

In this holiday I talk about this summers family holiday in Cornwall, covering such topics as:-

Being left a fly swat as a welcome gift at the holiday cottage .

Wondering if there are such things as autistic cows.

Local's bashed up cars v visitors shiny BMW's. It's all a game of chicken.

The four major food groups of a Cornish diet. Fish and chips, pasties, fudge and cream teas.

And finally a short review how good is Bude, Cornwall if you are in a wheelchair.

In which I introduce myself and discuss what you see from a wheelchair's eye level. Mostly bums!

In which I tell the tale of trying to buy a box of cereal from a supermarket while sat in my wheelchair.

In which I introduce myself as a person who sees the world in a whimsical way while perched on my bum. Over the cause of this podcast I will discuss and consider what I have found humorous and interesting in my life.