Special guest Caro is with us! We cover:

Is everyone else stomping grapes at vineyards without us? We should get a livestream of the president, bootyhole waxes, PERIODS. OKAY? WOMEN TALKING ABOUT PERIODS. And.. we're land.

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Ilee's in IBIZA? So we've got an ennui-fueled raspy rant ep for the upgirlies today. What's covered? Kiran's beef with her reformer pilates instructor, Love Island UK despair, can't be ARSED, bebot, and is Will.i.am into asian chicks? probably.

Madonna/ JT's 4 minutes to save the world HIDDEN MEANING, anxiety, ADHD, god and football, Fetty Wap, 30 Rock, funerals

Fahrenheit (don't be mad), 'I couldn't care less' and attachment theory, teaching Amish traditions to libs, reality show producers running the world, when the popular kid from high school is famous, double-sided tentacle, acting challenge, face to bin contact, and flirting is all we have. <3

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The war against moaning (nonsexual), Kiran's hot masseuse, twin incest, unfortunate names, what if your boss was a free spirited robot screenwriter, "um, yeah" -Kiran on BBC World News Radio

just a quick out of contexter for the upgirlies xx

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How men pee, bars for soup, public toilet seats, the beauty of lying, major tea on dating when you’re (not) famous.

Using new-age time travel technology, we've brought you a podcast episode from the past. May 2025-ish, to be kind of exact.

We discuss Anne Boleyn coochie, Miss Rachel indoctrinating our youth, calling straight men papi, and kiran getting assaulted by an incel in Dalston, and 'fair enough'.