After somehow surviving the clown episode, we’re back to our regularly scheduled lack of direction.

This week we get into drag shows, libraries, flirting, dating, and eventually discover the educational institution nobody knew they needed: the Zautke Institute of Higher Flirting.

No curriculum. No accreditation. Questionable faculty.

🥛 GET MILKED.

Episode 50 is here.

Taylor celebrates his birthday while the guys somehow end up talking about Lord of the Rings, skiing, hot springs, horse electrolytes, bull riders, conspiracy theories, portals, and plenty of completely unnecessary nonsense.

Thanks for hanging out with us for fifty episodes. Here's to many more.

Three friends. No script. No agenda. Just Unpasteurized.

This week the boys discuss small batch dog milk, malt liquor, blood memories, airplane cannibalism, Wayne State degeneracy, and one of the craziest high school stories ever told.

As always, things quickly spiral out of control.

Taylor’s kids finally meet Reece, and Keef attention-whores his way onto the podcast. We relive the great chewing tobacco experiments of high school and once again watch Taylor rearrange the studio like he’s trying to hide a murder.

We hit Busch Apple Orchard with the Brothers Thurber and somehow end up talking movies, growing up with siblings, and concepts that probably shouldn’t have left the group chat.

Wash your hands. Respect milk. Close the door (or don’t).
Kyle Huber, North Dakota Headliner, joins us for better (but still questionable) audio, movie debates, and a deep dive into outdoor cats with unlimited in-and-out privileges.

Bad audio. Strong opinions. Hi-vis milk.
Taylor goes off in the first five minutes, we celebrate finally getting milk, and relive a juggalo open mic encounter that probably shouldn’t have happened.

We sit with Zack Rahrs of the Dude Actually podcast. We learn of sobriety. Rock and roll conceptions, and how many thoughts Taylor can start without finishing them.